I was a breast inspector at the local airport
it was back when they were worried that implants would explode if women with fake tits went up in planes. My job was to fondle all the women's breasts to make sure they were real. It was actually a shit job as 90% of women are fat, ugly or have shit tits.
( Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Swipelolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Back before all those rules that mean women can only be inspected by females too, apparently.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)

Are you calling "Jimmy Hill"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I think it's more full of shit than a Glastonbury portaloo
Quite apart from the unlikelihood of airports required women to submit to have their tits checked for structural integrity, they're certainly not going to choose a spotty little oik with an obvious erection to do it.

This is PJ's attempt at trolling.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:34, Reply)

I'm not sure this post was necessary.

( Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:43, Reply)

No, probably not.
Oh well. It's there now.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)

He's seen through your clever ruse and no mistake!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)

He's far to smart for me.

( Peej, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)

I think we'll all think twice about posting untruths now, if Kroney is about.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Sherlock Krones is on the prowl and no mistaking!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I bet he had an "FBI" t-shirt as well

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)