When I was 17 I worked in a shop which had a piercing studio upstairs, and I had to assist with the clamping etc.
One day, an extremely cute girl came in to get her tongue done and I was there, gripping her tongue with the clamps, face to face with her as we pierced her tongue.

A couple of nights later I saw her in the Mudd Club, went over to her and used the line 'so, how's your tongue?''

It didn't work.

She's now a lesbian and lives in Australia.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Well, that's what she told you, anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)

nah, 100% true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Course it is. Course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)

That's worse
TOLD you she'd moved 10,000 miles and given up cock to avoid you - insulting.

Put off men, culture and decent beer to such an extreme extent by you - mortifying.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)

+and she would move 10,000 more

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)