AS no-one is actually answering
My first name begins with A

This is a bad thing when people drunk text as you are generally first in their phone book
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

second name, 'Cunt', right?
You are 'A Cunt' AHAHAHAHAHAHAA GEDDIT????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)

WaaaahhhH!
It's like school all over

My middle names are FAT FUCKING too

*sobs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1886691#post1886708
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Someone bluejacked me a picture of their tits on a commuter train once
well, I assume it was their tits. It could have been any tits, I couldn't very well demand every woman on the carriage lifted up their tops.

actually, now I come to think of it ... dammit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

It could have just been a bloke.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

well, obviously.
that was the point of my second sentence.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Bluejacking never really took off over here. Used to happen loads when I lived in Hong Kong.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

We spent a happy night in a pub in Horsham doing this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I used to bluejack fairly random phrases to people.
It's entertaining to watch them freak out.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I shall do this on the Metro home

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I've forgotten how to

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)

if you create a contact on your phone
and call it, oh, I dunno, "Hello there. Metro is awfully full tonight, isn't it" with no number, save it.

Then send via bluetooth, since it's a contact you should be able to send it to any phone with bluetooth on, regardless of whether you're paired to it or not. It then pops up on their screen with the contact name showing up, so their phone suddenly goes "Hello there. Metro is awfully full tonight, isn't it?"

And they shit themselves.

This used to be how it worked, anyway. Assign a picture to the contact for tit-based LOLs
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)