FILTH
Pandering texts, gazzes, pics

Tell the group tales of your unexpected pron
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:17, 77 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FIIIIIRRRRSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Bob Dylan is smaller than I thought

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Bob Dylan Battered
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

........\...../
......╚⊙ ⊙╝
..╚═(███)═╝
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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)

That just looks like a flat beetle now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Apartment worm

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)

I know who purple doris is. Do you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I will find out this evening apparently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Someone's going to get a kick in the balls

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Old R2 here will be safe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

what, is it a sockpuppet?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)

nope, she is very real

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

and very upset

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Nothing £32 and a midget won't sort

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)

World of Sporto

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's montys sister and Battered is scared that he's going to dust off the samari sword.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Nah, it's not his sister. Perhaps a half sister, but his proper sister is a copper, not on the dole.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Bluedoris

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)

He's got two.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Someone's given the spastic twins sugar.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Oh Sporto :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Better than fucking centipedes
Feel free to start a better one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I wonder if anyone mentions a nymphette

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Sporto, if you want a cockgaz there are easier ways of going about it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I'm tired of sending them to myself
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Where's darth? his companys website is shit and I demand he fixes it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

AS no-one is actually answering
My first name begins with A

This is a bad thing when people drunk text as you are generally first in their phone book
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

second name, 'Cunt', right?
You are 'A Cunt' AHAHAHAHAHAHAA GEDDIT????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)

WaaaahhhH!
It's like school all over

My middle names are FAT FUCKING too

*sobs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1886691#post1886708
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Someone bluejacked me a picture of their tits on a commuter train once
well, I assume it was their tits. It could have been any tits, I couldn't very well demand every woman on the carriage lifted up their tops.

actually, now I come to think of it ... dammit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

It could have just been a bloke.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

well, obviously.
that was the point of my second sentence.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Bluejacking never really took off over here. Used to happen loads when I lived in Hong Kong.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

We spent a happy night in a pub in Horsham doing this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I used to bluejack fairly random phrases to people.
It's entertaining to watch them freak out.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I shall do this on the Metro home

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I've forgotten how to

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)

if you create a contact on your phone
and call it, oh, I dunno, "Hello there. Metro is awfully full tonight, isn't it" with no number, save it.

Then send via bluetooth, since it's a contact you should be able to send it to any phone with bluetooth on, regardless of whether you're paired to it or not. It then pops up on their screen with the contact name showing up, so their phone suddenly goes "Hello there. Metro is awfully full tonight, isn't it?"

And they shit themselves.

This used to be how it worked, anyway. Assign a picture to the contact for tit-based LOLs
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

I just had to get 'approval' to purchase some medicine at the self-checkout at John Sainsbo's.
Medicine suitable for kids of 3 months and older.

FIRST LOAFGATE AND NOW THIS. FUCK YOU JOHN. FUCK YOU TO DEATH!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

You'll be mainlining Calpol by 7pm

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Well, were you going to disolve it in petrol and inject it or not?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Maybe. I ent saying nuffink wivaht my brief.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Solphadeen Max: Take the edge off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

have you got in touch with that IFA yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Not as yet, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

let me know what the outcome is, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I shall do
Thinking around other ways at the moment
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)

right.
You realise you don't have to pay for the first consultation. If he can't do it then he'll tell you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Why's he dealing with the Irish Farmers Ascossiation, does he need lots of potatoes?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

My mother in law has just sent me a friend request on facebook.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)

She only wants it so she can unfriend you again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Teehee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Enjoying yourself?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Bob Lolless

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Now this is just too fucking far
I'm out...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

There was just no fucking need for that

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)

i can't see any of them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

This is for the best

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

She'll only delete you if you accept.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:38, Reply)

YES!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)