I'm enjoying the football terrace chants.
Scotland and Wales singing at each other 'We hate England more than you' and England singing at San Marino 'Are you Scotland in disguise?'

They're an inventive lot, these football fans.

Also, two goals in less than two minutes? What are you fucking playing at, Wales? Pack it in, eh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My all time favourite football chant (witness) was at Ashton Gate when Wendy Tomms (sp?)
Was running the line. She was, I think, the first female lines 'person'.

Somehow, she managed to dislocate her shoulder, to which fans of both sides chanted 'you should have stayed in the kitchen, stayed in the kiiiiiiiitchen' until she was taken away in an ambulance.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Excellent.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Much as I despise them
The Aussie lot sing, to the tune of Aerosmiths "Dude looks like a lady"

"Broady, Broady, Cunt looks like a lady."

He does a bit, I suppose.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:45, Reply)

terrible bullying of broadsword

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)

I don't think that sometime contributor Broadsword is a regular member of our national team.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

All I know about him is that he's very partial to breasts.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:53, Reply)

So am I.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:54, Reply)