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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm hungryWaiting for the Doris to return from her work trip and watching the football.
What are you doing?
Alt; Something about something else.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:05,
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latest was 12 years ago)
You took my adviceMost people who take my advice regret it in a sorry, sordid way eventually.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:11,
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I'll take that chance!How are you TD? Is the boat coming along nicely?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:19,
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Stag night tommorow is now officially cancelledSo that means I can do some more pissing about with the engine of the boat which is on blocks in my garage.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:23,
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Ohh, you've got something that is 'up on blocks'No fun for you this weekend.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:25,
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It's got to the point where a Gardner 4LW Is the better option than a menstrual woman, I'm afraid.
I can always give the engine a good blat with WD40 and make it sweeter - try that, companioned people.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:30,
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If I knew how to put pictures on here I wouldImagine 36" of steel hull with rotten wood on top.
Edit - 36'.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:36,
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That's a big ole wreck you've got there!How many of you are working on it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:41,
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Three.We said five years. It's ten. It's the best part of four years for me to machine new piston rings.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:48,
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How many Blackburn Rovers managers is that?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:20,
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I think it might be more than that.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:25,
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I'm waiting for the Doris to get in, then I'll order something.What are you having?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:30,
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I'm enjoying the football terrace chants.Scotland and Wales singing at each other 'We hate England more than you' and England singing at San Marino 'Are you Scotland in disguise?'
They're an inventive lot, these football fans.
Also, two goals in less than two minutes? What are you fucking playing at, Wales? Pack it in, eh?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:38,
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My all time favourite football chant (witness) was at Ashton Gate when Wendy Tomms (sp?) Was running the line. She was, I think, the first female lines 'person'.
Somehow, she managed to dislocate her shoulder, to which fans of both sides chanted 'you should have stayed in the kitchen, stayed in the kiiiiiiiitchen' until she was taken away in an ambulance.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:43,
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Much as I despise them The Aussie lot sing, to the tune of Aerosmiths "Dude looks like a lady"
"Broady, Broady, Cunt looks like a lady."
He does a bit, I suppose.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:45,
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I don't think that sometime contributor Broadsword is a regular member of our national team.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:51,
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All I know about him is that he's very partial to breasts.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 21:53,
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Just winding down after my kid's 10th birthday party.he took 9 of his little kids to Laser quest, so I have basically spent my evening thus far staking and sniping 10-year-olds, great fun.
Alt:Gonz has a bizarre watch fetish.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 22:17,
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