there are three - and only three - tests of a good film
1) Do you get to see any tit
2) Does everything explode at the end
3) Zombies

Without at least one of these elements a film is doomed to mediocrity at best.
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:55, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

And if it has all three, you're watching "Shaun of the dead"?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:56, Reply)

clearly you're not familiar with Undead Anal Fuckfest 3 - Debbie Does Raccoon City

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:58, Reply)

You are correct. It's just too vanilla.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:07, Reply)

No tit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:56, Reply)