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Too hungover to go out I am spending tonight eating my own bodyweight in pasta and feeling sorry for myself Instead. What are you cunts up to?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:07,
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Gonna sedate the kids and then fuck off down the juicer.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:09,
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Something hilarious about MaddieNo wait not hilarious
Tedious. That was if.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:09,
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I prefer my edgy humour to be a bit stale.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:31,
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Don't do this shambles, you're better than this. You don't need to knick a schtickt.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:47,
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alright RS?Going to cook Thai red curry then watch some telly, then go for a pint.
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What telly?I'm never in on Saturdays. No idea what to watch. I have Miranda on DVD is that any good?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:26,
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I dunno what I'll watch yet.And I'm with Al re. Miranda, it's fucking atrocious.
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I have less of a problem with it than Miranda. but that said I dont watch either(, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:34, Reply)
comedy doesn't make me laughcripples falling off cliffs, that's hilarious though
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I too will be staying inI have home-made chilli which will be served with saute garlic potatoes. Wine will also be involved.
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Latest images from Swipe's house.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:32,
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I wouldn't knowMy roof is dark and sleek, not ginger
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:38,
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Alright swipe? I'm doing the same, made a bolegnaze, fuckin' well lush. With handful of pre-chopped sheddar.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:46,
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I like lentil bolognese With a bit of chilli and cheddar.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:48,
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I know you don't do meat, but what do you use to get the beefy flavour?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:51,
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Self righteousness and denial.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:58,
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I was going to see a band tonightBut what with snow and money and effort and that, I'm not going to bother now.
Instead I'm going to do the washing up, have a beer and then fall asleep.
Living the dream here kids.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:54,
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Which band?I was going to go to the Old Ball to see Steve Madden but the Mrs doesn't fancy driving.
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Public Service Broadcasting.Do you mean the Old Ball on Ball Hill?
Isn't that terribly rough?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 20:03,
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The Doris has been a bit poorly today. So we'll probably only go out for last orders.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 20:15,
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I read "Last orders" and thought about it as in when a priest goes to your hospital bed before you die.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 20:18,
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Fucking hell. That is a SERIOUS amount of pasta.Been out for drinks with friends, now home, pottering about getting ready to back to Poland on Monday, just skype'd my family. Glass of wine, steak, film, wank, bed.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 20:41,
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There's a bloke on the telly doing deep fried pickles. I never thought i'd see the day.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 20:49,
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www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xDiOGda0LGI#t=119s
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That was meant to be reetBut my iPad hates me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:36,
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lick my gunttell you what right, my brother's in Macc and I've not heard from him for a couple of hours, he might be snowed in like that Swedish bloke who lived in a car for 6 months and ate his own plops or something
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Your brother's in macc?He'll have grown a sufficiently woolly back to cope with it, don't worry about him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:43,
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programme about Battered on Really(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:14,
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I'm gettin bugged driving up and down the same old stripI gotta find a new place where the kids are hip
So I'm off to the childrens orthopaedic unit
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I'm watching that film The Time Traveller's Wife.It isn't very good.
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never said it was Charlize TheronI just said she properly gets it
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Charlize Theron was The Astronaut's Wifethat was fucking execrable, think you get to see a bit of tit in that though
do you get to see any tit in Time Traveller's Wife?
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there are three - and only three - tests of a good film1) Do you get to see any tit
2) Does everything explode at the end
3) Zombies
Without at least one of these elements a film is doomed to mediocrity at best.
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And if it has all three, you're watching "Shaun of the dead"?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:56,
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clearly you're not familiar with Undead Anal Fuckfest 3 - Debbie Does Raccoon City(, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:58, Reply)
The book was okI preferred her second one about highgate cemetery though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:44,
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haha, like anyone reads "books" any morefuck me
"books"
I've seen it all now
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I read a metric fucktonne of themAnd if you don't like it, you can shove a plumdozer up your sexually repressed japs eye and shit out a battered.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:50,
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books suck assI own, get this, ONE book and that's jammed between the bed and the wall to stop the bed frame creaking, true story, fascinating Frank fact there
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I guess scrubbing yourself with an ample sponge makes for a creaky bed(
rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:06,
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Momo would have a field day in my flat. 8 bookshelves of books. He'd be chewing for years.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:11,
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I do covet the parrotI might well get my dad a cinnamon cockatiel instead of an Easter egg
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:21,
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What an unpleasant euphemism.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:19,
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im watching 'girls'the fat one has a moustache
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:42,
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