books suck ass
I own, get this, ONE book and that's jammed between the bed and the wall to stop the bed frame creaking, true story, fascinating Frank fact there
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 22:57, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I guess scrubbing yourself with an ample sponge makes for a creaky bed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:06, Reply)

hey, if it makes books useful in any way then I'm all for it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:09, Reply)

Momo would have a field day in my flat.
8 bookshelves of books. He'd be chewing for years.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:11, Reply)

you can't have him
stop coveting my parrot
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:19, Reply)

I do covet the parrot
I might well get my dad a cinnamon cockatiel instead of an Easter egg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:21, Reply)

What an unpleasant euphemism.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:19, Reply)

I try

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 23:22, Reply)