I feel sorry for anyone downwind from you today

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

My colon is evil and must be punished

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:03, Reply)

colon is colleagues are
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)

The girl who sits behind me is a stuck-up cowbag
COINCIDENCE?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Ha ha, Flatulence is the answer
How is the shoulder?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Can't feel a fucking thing mate
That'll be the drugs though. Doctor's tomorrow, then we'll hopefully work out where the problem lies. Thank you for asking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Wouldn't a chiropractitioner be better?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Yes, it's definitely a good idea to go to a woo bullshit merchant rather than a trained medical specialist
for a serious musculoskeletal problem. Definitely.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Is it?
Oh, bugger, it took me a week to get a doctor's appointment. Ah well I'll cancel it if you think it's a dead end.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)

I can't see a single flaw with going to see an practitioner of an medically dismissed alternative therapy in this, DF.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

You know how much your opinion matters to me MB.
I'm even going to start using "an" rather than "a" before words beginning with M now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

And P, apparently.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

It's a silent P, you pfucking philestine.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

My brother-in-law see's one* once a month
He goes in walking like an 80 year old, after half an hour massage and manipulation he walks normal
*He only deals with musculoskeletal problems,
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:32, Reply)

"manipulation" eh?
IFYEWKNOWWHADDIMEAN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

*facepalms*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Yes
Some chiropractors are excellent masseurs, and orthopaedic specialists will often refer patients to some of the less "woo" chiropractors out there post medical diagnosis.

The key word is "post" ... Anyone that goes to a chiropractor with an unidentified problem and asks for a diagnosis is a fucking idiot. A bit like asking the man standing by the fruity in your local pub for financial advice, really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

"Hold the bells"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)