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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I wouldn't employ any of you. I know how workshy you all are from the amount of time you spend pissing about online.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:06,
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latest was 13 years ago)
you'd be lucky to have me as an employee, genuinely, I'm awesome(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:10,
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If I ever need someone to come to the office & lick all the windows I will let you know.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:16,
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but seriously I'm eminently employableyou'd be lucky to have me, tbh, I doubt you could afford me anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:21,
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Oh come onYou'd give me a job in front of house staff cos I'm SO PRETTY
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You'd spend all your time in the gents handing out all sorts of other 'jobs'.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:13,
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Bill Gates said he always assigned the most complicated tasks to the laziest engineers, as they'd find the easiest way of doing something.(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I'd love to have a boss like you.If I left a packet of biscuits right at the back of my desk there's no way you'd be able to reach them to nick them.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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