he was upset earlier because it was snowing and he didn't know what the fuck all the white stuff was
so he screamed at it and that seems to have fixed it, it's not snowing now
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

they should put him on the weather forecast
much better than the other bints
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

he did a MASSIVE plop when he woke up
I'm surprised a small parrot can hold that much plop inside without bursting at the seams

he properly had to strain to get it out too, I should really video it one morning
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

that would be a very niche area of the internet
parrot plop porn

mind you. if it exists, you know that someone, somewhere has gotten off to it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I like how you Americans say "gotten" instead of the British version
we just say "got" here
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

i just figured it would be an american who had cracked one off to the sight of a parrot anus slowly straining out a large wet sloppy shit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

don't stop

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

too late, i'm done
just like momo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)