I take the piss out of her books all the time
I claim to be able to write ten a week buy taking one book, crossing out any instance of the word prince and changing it to sultan/egyptian/american etc etc, other than that they are the same basic story, Man and woman meet, man and woman fuck, man and woman break up, woman discovers she is pregnant, man declares love for woman and they get back together. Only the names, jobs/titles and locations change.
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

they are written at "writing camps" in about a week
true facts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

This surprises me
said nobody ever.
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

+ battered + shotgun + kilburn high road

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Margery swooned as Battered waltzed in to the room and cast his shotgun aside, his latest kill flung over his shoulder.
"Kiss me!" she exclaimed. "Hang on love" he replied, "I'll just go and fetch a stepladder"
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Git.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

the shotgun is the vital plot device that leads to happy couples nuptials at the chapter climax

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

As Margery wailed and tears flowed down her cheeks, relieved that it was finally over Battered pulled the trigger.
*click* "See it wasn't even loaded you daft bitch"
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)