I'm mostly going to be so fucked up that Monty will be coming to me for tips
Anyone whose mobile number I have, apologies for "hilarious", badly-spelled texts at antisocial hours.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:59, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

oh man
Rule of ecstasy use number 256: turn your mobile off. The lit up screen will be too tempting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Hell no
What will Facebook do without my early-hours witticisms?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I honestly don't know.
Maybe I would, but you hate me, so.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

You defriended me bitch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

No I didn't, I've never been your FB friend.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Are you sure? I could have sworn I friended you at one point
in fact I was surprised to see that you're not on my friends list when I noticed the other day.

Rest assured I don't hate you in the slightest, and would happily friend you, despite your staggeringly poor pre-96 music taste
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)

My news feed is all you tube links to Oasis gigs.
Friend me up though, yeah?
( Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Done
Nice beard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Chicks dig it

( Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I'll be honest Trotter, that website you linked to up there didn't really sell the idea to me.
What is there to like about any of the bands playing?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:01, Reply)

plus, MDMA at a metal gig?
What the fuck?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)

It's really not a metal gig
I think Funker Vogt and iVardensphere will be the only bands even boasting a guitarist.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I can't cope with anything but good dance music when I'm eckied.
Then again, I saw Primal Scream once when off my chops, it was good fun.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

In my case it tends to make bad dance music danceable and good dance music a religious experience

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I've heard trance and hard house while eckied. It was horrible.
Goldie, Unkle and Weatherall while eckied, were pant dampeningly good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)

It's a pretty niche scene to be honest T-Bone
Even if you liked a couple of the bands the overwhelming stench of pretension would probably turn you around as soon as you reached the venue. As an old hand at this I know how to deal with this problem.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I don't really have a problem with pretentiousness,
but I think you are right - this is a bit too niche for me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Most of the people who go LIVE THE SCENE, MAN
I just quite like it. And drugs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Whats the anticipated come down going to be like what with you already suffering severe depression?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)

It's not severe
And I'll let you know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)

I dunno, it's generally labelled 'severe' when they start giving you ssri's
Have you thought of looking at those baggys and saying I don't need you to control my happiness, I can be happy without you !!!!!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

What's your drug of choice, Rory?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Or are you one of these 'My body is a temple' cunts?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Life man, life


or liquid morphine
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Hey Rory, I don't really understand drug use.
Like those people that smoke joints to calm down. I don't get that. I can calm down perfectly well on my own. What's THAT all about?

*seinfeld*
*seinfeld shrugging*
( Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

well here's the thing, it dunt calm you down or help you sleep
its all baloney
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I think it actually increases your heart rate.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)

that and triggering mental health issues
just look at cq, he used to be 'normal'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)