I got paid £1000 for 30 minutes work once
those were the days
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Savilles childcatcher?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)

He didn't need one
Kids would write to him begging to see him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)

And he certainly saw to them

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

someone's web server died in Leeds
I had to go and edit one line of code to get their development server ready to replace the live box

I finished the job in a few minutes then sat round looking busy for a while so I could somehow justify the amount they'd offered to pay me
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)

yeah, but 50-sailor bukakke gangbangs don't come along that often these days.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Hmmm...salty

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)