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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's the best job you've ever had.
Positive posts only please. I know how to count to ten!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:50, 95 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A blow job

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)
No 'YM' jokes please.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's bum

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:52, Reply)
That shit cray

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I must be WTN
I really don't get this
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Jayne Mansfield has loads of lobsters up her bum and TMB was paid to get them out.

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
that as well.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
It's a Derek and Clive sketch.
Luckily for you, you're probably not old enough.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Yeah I'm like one of the youngest on the board

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I've no idea how old you are
I just assumed that if you were over 35 you'd be aware of Derek and Clive.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
he's in his 40s i believe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Shut up cunt bag

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
I've heard of them but that's as far as it goes
Might've watched a documentary a few years ago? Dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Just copy and paste some references from the internet.
No one will be any the wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
solution to everything.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Derek and Clive are shit
there I said it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I caused a massive amount of upset on QOTw last week by quoting Derek And Clive.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
What a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/fightclub/post1903185
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Jesus wept.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 18:28, Reply)
DJ
Shut up, I got paid for it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Did you really?
Was this for a school disco? All school disco DJs were well dodgy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Nah but my last gig was SPINNING CHOONS at my nephew's birthday party
5, he was. Turns out the kids fucking love Gangnam Style.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)
When I used to accompany people taking music exams, on the piano.
That was nice that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Aww you're a sensitive soul you are Theoban

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I just feel too much

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I was once paid £50 plus free drinks for me and all my friends for the night, to play 15 minutes of Beatles songs in a shit nightclub.
That was alright, if a little short-lived.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
That's like £200 an hour plus perks
Alright "Alan Sugar"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I got paid £1000 for 30 minutes work once
those were the days
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Savilles childcatcher?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
He didn't need one
Kids would write to him begging to see him.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
And he certainly saw to them

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
someone's web server died in Leeds
I had to go and edit one line of code to get their development server ready to replace the live box

I finished the job in a few minutes then sat round looking busy for a while so I could somehow justify the amount they'd offered to pay me
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)
yeah, but 50-sailor bukakke gangbangs don't come along that often these days.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Hmmm...salty

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
musician

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Haha like that's a job

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
that ain't working
that's the way you do it
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
shut up knopf

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
alright Theodolite

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
King of Namibia

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Was that good?
I turned that down.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Not as good as you'd think
You were right to turn it down
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
k, reporting this to the mods
you were asked a question and you've given another of your stupid answers

if you can't take this seriously then I'm going to see about getting you banned from the internet
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
If I go down, I'm taking you all with me
/savile
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
My current job is pretty much fine, ta.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
wow, that sounds like a desperate cry for help

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
haha, does it?
It really isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
oh god, I'm starting to worry now, please call the samaritans

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)
I'm smiling on the outside
but sad on the inside. Like a clown.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Hello Plumdozer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Pornography peddler.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Being the scruffy looking type
that topless model leans on in photoshoot
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
running a Maize Maze

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Easy there Frankie Beverly

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
*googles*
tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Maze was a band

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
yeah, i know that NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Learning is fun!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
can you believe some cunt taught
him how to post pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)




(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)
You really need to think about the size 300x300 max is about exceptable
Anything over that size tends to piss people off
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
And you think i know how to do this?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
anyway 300 whats?
I don't have a great track record for estimating sizes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
*facepalms*
Fuck, this is true
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
I love posting pictures

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Next step is Gifs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I giffed into your mum's hair last night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:36, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
i can't se this soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
It's really good
and the next step a gif
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
was the search a Joy or a Pain

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)
When I was in my final year at uni I assisted in a 1st year computer lab session
2 hours a week, for 10 weeks, at £16 an hour. Back in 1992 that was good money - especially as I wasn't asked a single question and just spent the time reading the paper and working on my dissertation.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)
thanks for that GRANDAD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Anytime
you bent fucking spastic.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
I used to enjoy bar work tbh
it was easy, low stress, low responsibility and I had decent enough punters
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
at 16-19
I did barwork and glass collecting, glass colecting was like having a night out and being paid for it, it was a city center bar
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
4pm - 7pm doesn't sound like much of a night out to me.
Doyouseewhatididthere?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
that would be 4pm to 7pm
you are WTN

and yes I seen it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Don't know what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)
It was a shit joke anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Ehhhhhhhhh WTF are you still doing here at this time?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Tee hee
You Ninja
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Nothing yet, but I'm still young and hopeful

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Have you thought about apply to be the cum sponge for a german fetish club?
i think that would really suit your skillset
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
McDonalds was a good laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
You worked for Sir Trev?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
he was official helmet polisher
he had the bellend shiny like a ripe plum!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)
+dozer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
yeah, and we're all still laughing at you now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Probably when I worked for Coca-Cola, as I got to live in Hong Kong for a couple of years.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
no one is here
if they were, they wouldn't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
I've just had a nap after my lunchtime pint. Just want to get home now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Chugger

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Did a few months as a Magistrates' Courts usher
Wore a gown, carried a clipboard, gave advice, looked at people over specs, broke up fights, carried messages between court and cells, did little jobs and ran errands for solicitors IF they asked nicely enough, generally had a ball.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)

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