well that wasn't a very good thread was it
I can play the pi-an-o, pi-an-o, pi-an-o,
I can play the pi-an-o, actually I can't

What can you not do?

Alt: best pokey bum wank?

AltAlt: good morning
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 6:50, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alt: I Can't have a lie in this morning :(
alt: Soz,don't know what that is

alt:alt: It's not just a good morning I feel it's a great morning
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 7:28, Reply)

alright HH
how do you fancy waking up to this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HWWOx-cdtg&feature=youtu.be
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 7:41, Reply)

He’s squawking in protest to the cornflake teasing
You’re up early today Frank busy day ahead?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 7:51, Reply)

I'm always up early
it's a fucking beautiful day here, going to finish the spring cleaning, get some fresh air blowing through the house then do some music
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 7:54, Reply)

The upside of having to work yesterday
I came into a spotless house, the Easterbreak must make people get into the spring cleaning vibe
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 7:57, Reply)

yeah, I stopped caring like 20 minutes ago, soz
edit: check 'em
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:08, Reply)

I know you will care about this
The Water Margin - 1x05 - A Treasure Of Gold And Jade.

Yep I have managed to get to episode 5 \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)

well, no
soz
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:15, Reply)

I never did get a proper answer to this
"I’m assuming you come across on here the same way you did on /talk?"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:17, Reply)

lol k

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

That's quite an alarm clock
I'm off to the spa in Staffordshire now. Woollybacked inbreds here we come.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)

thing with that part of the country is
it's relatively inoffensive, mainly due to being entirely lacking in any character or outstanding features
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

I used to let flats in Stoke when I worked in didsbury
£35 a week for a 3 bed flat and they still never paid the fucking rent. They put lead in the water in Stoke, I swear.

Exhibit a: robbie Williams
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Yeah he went downhill from
'Mork and Mindy'
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)

Well who didn't?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:30, Reply)

the major industry in Didsbury is letting flats
Robbie Williams isn't gay, just thought I should make that abundantly clear
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:25, Reply)

That and late Sunday breakfast at saints and scholars
Legendary

Well someone has to. Since he is intent on outing himself as a flamer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I might nip to Manchester later, apparently cowfoot's in town
or should I say Gotham motherfucking City?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:34, Reply)

You're trying to out his secret identity?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:35, Reply)

it's no secret he's really Michael Caine

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 8:43, Reply)

YM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)

I thought everyone had done that?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)

haha, yeah, like wormulus used to say, I get it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)

JUST LIKE YM
Oh man, another quality zinger,RIGHT THERE.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

best mind you don't peak to early Badge
There's a long day ahead
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)

bump

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

bump

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Good in here innit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)

at least that awful rachelswipe's fucked off, I really cannot abide that woman

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)

oh OH
She wants you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I bet she's got no real friends at all
and a much hotter and far more popular younger sister

who puts out
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I bet she's dead clingy
and would suffocate you both emotionally and artistically
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

deffo last turkey in the shop innit
I mean, you'd throw one up it if there was nothing else on offer but fucked if you're ever going to answer any phone calls from her
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Ha ha
What a Cunt here have a click
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Look Frank, just look at this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_obWCiueU
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

not clickin that, could be a virus, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

It was The Water Margin 1x06 Bandits Who Steal Are Executed .
I know you realy REALLY like that programme
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I would've liked to have learned to play guitar but I've left it too late, old, nearly dead, can't do shit like that no more
Hands falling off, sight failing, might just lie down and die right now, so long zoggers my sweet prince
( Theoban What of it, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I think he's watching my really cool link that lasts for about 45 Mins.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I think everyone is watching my really cool link the lasts for about 45 Mins.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I loaded it up and then didn't understand it and closed it before it started showing me pictures

( Theoban What of it, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Embrace new and deep story plots with excellent acting

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I'm too busy listening to the Big Bopper

( Theoban What of it, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Well who isn't
I suggest you make time later
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Later I might be doing work
And then it's HIGH END TABLETOP GAMING
Busy busy life innit
( Theoban What of it, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

What you need is a girlfriend who can make it rain
and is also good at time management
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I used to teach people
and I'd get blokes in their 30s wanting to be Eric fucking Clapton

and I just wanted to say, forget it, you're too old to learn, you should have started playing when you were seven years old, go away, stop wasting my time and your money

but yeah, they paid me so fuck it
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Woah man calm yo shit I ain't asking for lessons
Didn't mean to upset you or owt
( Theoban What of it, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Theoban
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1918672

Can you click the I like this button on Franks post this needs Pop. paging
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Done and DONE.
Just like Swipe.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

pretty sure I didn't mention you at all in that post Captain Flyoffthehandle

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

woah man sorry calm down
we're all friends here g? it's ok yo
( Theoban What of it, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)

LOL I TROLL U

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

oh man, I have been bamboozled

( Theoban What of it, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)

bump

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Jesus Christ

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

innit

( Theoban What of it, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)

oh for fuck's sake, look what the cat dragged in

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

bump

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

quiet in here innit
check 'em
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

bump

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)

bump

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

bump

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I said it's quiet in here innit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

bump

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

srsly u guise

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)