Excellent at sub-Sonic Youth waqqui tunings, maybe.
TBH you can be as excellent at the guitar as you like - if your records are shit and you are dull live I don't care. It's called 'Yngwie Malmsteen Syndrome'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*cough* Dave Brock *cough*

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Where?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I saw one of his Rising Force albums in a charity shop the other day
It did make me chuckle
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I AM A VIKING

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

He hates doughnuts apparently
Like, REALLY hates them.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Really? I like him now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

He's a peculiar man

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

he's like if Ritchie Blackmore looked like a girl and didn't like doughnuts and was really really shit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

This assumes that Ritchie Blackmore ISN'T really really shit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

give him his due, he's promised to kill David Coverdale

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

He's taking his fucking time about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Watch this
And when it's finished, try to think who you'd like to kill more...Coverdale, Roth, or yourself.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olk8rZmlhY4
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Oh my.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I'm sorry you had to see that, Monts

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I've really gone off you now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Perhaps this will help
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5uDozoSSM
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Coverdale, mainly because I paid money to watch his idiot antics when I was 16 and I still resent every fucking penny of it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I respect your decision Frank
but I would never tire of kicking David Lee Roth in the face.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

How long do you think it would take to get rid of that 'high on life, clean-living and Jesus' expression off his face?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I would LOVE to find that out for myself, with a claw hammer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

A week
Just to be sure
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)

he pretended the mic stand was his willy and did crotch thrusts, I'm entitled to a fucking refund

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I like his quasi-medieval outfit 'Blackmore's Knight'.


No, hang on. The other one. 'Laugh hysterically at the epic shitness of'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I liked his auditioning process for the singer
let's think, who am I married to, oh ok, she's hired then

shithead
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

No amount of soft-focus photography or 'shopping can conceal that fact that she's a dried-up old hag.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

hang on, are we sure she's not David Coverdale in a dress?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Wha....wait a fucking minute....IT IS!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

That picture of Blackmore in lingerie makes more sense now.
I'M SAYING HE'S A GAY!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Fucking hell, I've heard that record..
..it's actually the SOUND of patchouli oil smell and crushed velvet.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)