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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Turns out that Paulo Di Canio wasn't sieg heiling he was telling the bus to stop.
What else have you misunderstood?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:07, 186 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
who

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)
It's bigger on the inside hth

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
I always preferred him to Bruce Dickinson anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)
He's no Blaze Bailey

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
up yours

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Up mine?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
right up it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)
I am deeply ashamed to get this

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Me too

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
You too?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
me as well :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Yoo hoo!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Hello duckie!
*minces like a sissy*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I thought she was saying good luck, she was saying goodbye

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I've just heard Dinosaur Jr's version of that.
It sounds like a Dinosaur Jr song.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
aka 'shit'
I am deeply suspicious of anyone who shares Jonathan King's taste in spectacles
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)
idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Wales

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
tidy!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I love Dinosaur Jr.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
this is for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgiDcJi534Y
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
thanks Frank.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
up yours crippledick

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Meh.
I saw them once, they were dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
J Mascis is an excellent guitarist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Excellent at sub-Sonic Youth waqqui tunings, maybe.
TBH you can be as excellent at the guitar as you like - if your records are shit and you are dull live I don't care. It's called 'Yngwie Malmsteen Syndrome'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
*cough* Dave Brock *cough*

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Where?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I saw one of his Rising Force albums in a charity shop the other day
It did make me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I AM A VIKING

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
He hates doughnuts apparently
Like, REALLY hates them.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Really? I like him now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
He's a peculiar man

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
he's like if Ritchie Blackmore looked like a girl and didn't like doughnuts and was really really shit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)
This assumes that Ritchie Blackmore ISN'T really really shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
give him his due, he's promised to kill David Coverdale

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
He's taking his fucking time about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Watch this
And when it's finished, try to think who you'd like to kill more...Coverdale, Roth, or yourself.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olk8rZmlhY4
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Oh my.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I'm sorry you had to see that, Monts

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I've really gone off you now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Perhaps this will help
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5uDozoSSM
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Coverdale, mainly because I paid money to watch his idiot antics when I was 16 and I still resent every fucking penny of it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)
I respect your decision Frank
but I would never tire of kicking David Lee Roth in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)
How long do you think it would take to get rid of that 'high on life, clean-living and Jesus' expression off his face?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I would LOVE to find that out for myself, with a claw hammer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)
A week
Just to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:18, Reply)
he pretended the mic stand was his willy and did crotch thrusts, I'm entitled to a fucking refund

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:15, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I like his quasi-medieval outfit 'Blackmore's Knight'.


No, hang on. The other one. 'Laugh hysterically at the epic shitness of'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
I liked his auditioning process for the singer
let's think, who am I married to, oh ok, she's hired then

shithead
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
No amount of soft-focus photography or 'shopping can conceal that fact that she's a dried-up old hag.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)
hang on, are we sure she's not David Coverdale in a dress?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Wha....wait a fucking minute....IT IS!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)
MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)
That picture of Blackmore in lingerie makes more sense now.
I'M SAYING HE'S A GAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Fucking hell, I've heard that record..
..it's actually the SOUND of patchouli oil smell and crushed velvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaa

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I'd do a version of it myself if I could find my cunting capo

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
i can't understand anything
fucking cold has blocked my fucking ear for 3 days now and i'm all dizzy and deaf and totally fucked off with naively thinking i might be able to get an appointment for a dr to look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
if you do see a doctor they'll say
you have a cold, wit for it to go away. now you go away
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
but the INTERNET said i might go deaf permanently if i leave it for too long
and we all know the INTERNET is always right
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
yeah right, you go waste the NHS's money, that's helping everyone

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
it's cunts like me who pay higher rate income tax
have no kids and never ever go to the dr that keep the fucking thing afloat in the first place :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I read that as "I AM RICH AND MY OVARIES HAVE SHRIVELLED UP"

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
you should read it as
I COULD BE RICHER IF THERE WERE NO CUNT PEOPLE ON THE PLANET AND HOPEFULLY SOON THEY WILL HAVE DONE, HOORAH
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)
essentially the nhs and benefits and all that are life boats
and if you're paying higher rate tax you don't need the lifeboats, stop hogging them, you're already on a nicely floating ship
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
my ship is not floating
it is pulled along by me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
don't be thicky, it's floating fine

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
basically
i should be queen. that would fix everything.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
i'd be alright with that let's make this happen people

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
yes!
queen rswipe.

better than queen of hearts any day.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
you're gonna need to decide on a new set of robes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)
only one way to go
ROYAL PINK
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)
but ships are obliged to have enough lifeboats for all passengers, been that way since the Titanic sank
or am I taking this analogy too far now?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
it's becoming complicated when you bring official boating legislation into it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Hasn't your income tax just gone down?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)
i have no idea
i never open my pay slips
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)
In order to see my payslips, I have to log into a third party's website
and look at them on the internet.

As a result, I haven't seen them in over two years.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Mine are electronic, but i've forgotten the password
I hate my P60, when it shows all the tax you spent in one year :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
no it doesn't
it doesn't show you VAT or car tax or council tax...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
yeah i know that silly!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
yes it has.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
has mine?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
no, and the higher rate threshold has moved down so you won't see the increase in the personal allowance.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
:(
I thought george was a mate
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
He was trying to help you out.
But it turns out he's a bit shit at economics.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
he's my dad's MP
so i want to like him because he reminds me of home.

unfortunately he's a total twat. osborne, not my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
nobody owes you something just cos you got lucky

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
this is exactly the attitude benefit claiments take
they got lucky being born in the UK where benefits are available, therefore they believe they are owed them.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I bet you've never even met anyone who claims benefits.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
yeah, JSA is a fucking fortune.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
makes sense to live off that, you get so much money and your life is fantastic forever and it's not at all a bare minimum safety net
everyone on it has their own ten bedroom house with massive tellies and tattoos and alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I know a girl who does akshully
she got knocked up by a prick who does nothing for their daughter except cause grief.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
i knew it!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
is it battered's wife?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Look Monty is doing the best he can, alright.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Hiya!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
probably heard about a guy who makes a living off them
or read one of those fake articles in the sun about it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
no it's not
except for a few
which they'd like you to believe is everyone
so that they can get rid of the lifeboats
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
The same phrase comes out of all of them
"it's just what I'm entitled to"

My point is that the claim you make is not about the amount of money you earn, but rather, the person behind it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
that phrase doesnt come out of all of them stop making shit up
although you're right about the second bit
probably
not entirely sure what you're trying to say
need coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
*something about Boat People*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
i wish i even had a boat!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Boat Shoe

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Boat LOL?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Be thankful that it isn't Manflu.
That shit could KILL a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
this is a partially blocked ear
it's a million times more serious and deserving of sympathy than any kind of flu. or cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
what do you honestly expect a doctor to do about that other than tell you to get out of his surgery and back to bloody work you skiving git?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
actually if it is the start of an ear infection tehn catching it earliy is important as the ionfection can spread into the inner parts and cos loss of hearing
she may need antifungal treatment and antibiotics
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)
calm down dear

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Oh man, Nakers is totally up for some chestshitting here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
hopefully i can rim her puss filled ear as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I don't think that shoving cats down your aural canal is a recognised cold symptom remedy.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
those crazy chinese would give it a go

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I don't know, there could be something in this...
Swipe is allergic to cats, so shoving one down her aural canal might trigger an immune response and relieve the symptoms of her cold.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
This is exactly how medicine works.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I make my living from woo! science
No amount of medical facts peddled by trained professionals is going to put my customers off.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
it would need to be one of those japanese bonsai cats
we're talking about my delicate ear here, not your grandmother's gaping distended anus after a night down the docks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Obviously I wouldn't shove a whole cat down.
There would be all sorts of unnecessary things in that.
I recommend a concentrated standardised extract, taken one to two times a day with food.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
is this worse than throwing a whole cat at a window?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
How do you think we extract the active components?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
pus

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
could be both

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
* pushes uneaten breakfast away. Bokes. *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
uneaten breakfast? at 10.35?
you lazy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
I can't eat for a couple of hours once I get up. Been up since 6.30. Now hungry.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
yeah yeah yeah

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Wetherspoons breakfast, the pikey cunt.
Probs just been down the rock and roll office with purpledoris.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Eggs benedict in a local cafe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)
i don't care if he sticks a unicorn cock down it
so long as it pops and i can hear/balance again
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
yeah i just don't care soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Football isn't going to solve racism like it thinks it can unless we stop this sort of thing.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
shut it you white choc ice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Careful now

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
You fuckin coconut

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Sport.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Sounds bent.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Well bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
this is funny because my brother was looking at something on my phone when you texted yesterday
who's "immediately obvious pun on your name" ? he asked. "which team does he follow?"

i explained to dad and brother that you do not do football, or indeed any kind of sport. i ended up saying, "leave him alone, he's french."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Turns out football is shit, gay and for cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
true

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
'I'm a fascist, not a racist'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
100% correct.
Disclaimer: on this matter only. Agreement with your statement does not infer agreement with anything else you may say or write.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
There's obviously a one cunt in/one cunt out rule in English football management
Fascist arrives, Warnock leaves
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
how was your wander round Leeds with AA?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Very nice indeed cheers
That Nation of Shopkeepers place is very nice, and they enjoy a laugh. £4.69 for a pint? Hilarious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
you can buy a house in york for that
comes with a free hamster
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
nowhere near.
York's property market is booming again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Nobody cares.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
TTJ

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
it is nice
But expensive. Good venue as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Hang on, I think a joke is forming
but I don't know enough about football to carry it off. Something about playing the right wing? That's a football thing, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
this is very good twosie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Thanks Ben
It needs work, granted. But there's something in it, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
fuck off back to sickipedia

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I MET MY WIFE ON SICKEDATES

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
oh HO!
I get this, this is a great sportball joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
YES
I KNEW I was getting somewhere with this. I think I need funding to complete it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
You should apply to The Football Trust.
Of course, this rather depends on there actually being something called The Football Trust.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I'll apply first, then I'll find out if it's a real thing
Cheers Monts...You came through for me yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Fucking Pepsi Max
Tastes nothing like proper Pepsi. What a bag of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
all cola drinks are shit and wrong
hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)
WAIT, YOUR FACE IS A COLA DRINK?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
And for children.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
true facts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I'm sorry what?
Brain is broken, too many chemistry and Ebola readings.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
WAIT, YOUR FACE IS EBOLA?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
lololololol, ur so funny!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Ebola is *such* a great poet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
yeah i know, those filoviruses are wonderfully articulate sisters.
Zaïre in particular is quite expressive.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
also, good easter monts?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Yes thanks. Drew dragons for Len to colour in.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I did some egg painting with micro.
Thankfully I had hard boiled the eggs first. Would have been very messy otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:58, Reply)
CSB

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Wanker
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Should CDC's be allowed on a comedy website?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Are you saying you shouldn't be allowed on here?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
No because they destroy the ozone layer, don't they?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
yeah that's fair enough, but what are they doing on b3ta ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Oh, I watched the Lifes Too Short special as well.
It was pretty good.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Keith Chegwin was excellent in it, so this is relevant.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)

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