It's because, and I can't emphasise this enough
you touch yourself at night.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

at night, in the morning, in church...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

everybody touches themselves in church
it's what Jesus would have wanted.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

huh
and yet, and yet, i think the bible says the exact opposite...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

The bible is a mass of contradictions.
It's no wonder priests need to console themselves with choirboys.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

the trivk is to only pick the bits that support your beliefs and denounce the other bits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

or, just, k'know, treat it like the story it so clearly is.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

stone him! blasphemy! only if he escapes can he live.
but because he's a guy, right, only bury him to the waist. if that bitch had been a woman, he'd be buried right up to his neck. he'd still get the chance to escape, just.... whilst he's buried right up to his neck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

It's funny how heterosexual sex before marriage is verboten
but bumming a pre-pubescent boy is just fine by God.

Seems odd.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

God was all about loving the pederast.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)

One of David Bowie's less successful singles.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)