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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah. I am.
And your pint has crap tits.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
It's Jeff!
Evening Jeffers. You going to come out and play with B3th?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:49, Reply)
If free, I'll come out, have a beer with you and take the piss out of b3th.
Does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Story of my life.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Why did this make me smile
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H_ADewdzM4
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Because you're a bender.
HTH.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Cath Eters? Is that you?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Awa' an' pish.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)

I shall seek a lavvy immediately.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)
I finish my exams at midday friday
But I am not going back to pasty land until Saturday morning
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)
What are you studying?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Fucking PRINCE2

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Alright Camilla.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:01, Reply)
The NCP car park has an evening ticket for £2.50
From 6pm to midnight. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)
I was happy to pay the expensive ticket as well

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)
Well, if you want to start earlier
we can do that too. Then I'm not driving home too late.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Is that the NCP next to the Bristol hotel, or one of the other ones?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)
That's the one

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Apparently, it's adjoining.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Well, this has 'a couple of pints in the Shaky' written all over it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:03, Reply)
'Shaky' is exactly how I feel right now.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Do you have an old piano that happens to be playing 'hot'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:11, Reply)
I have an old man that's playing 'hot bacon sandwich'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Take your clothes off and run past him as he eats it.
You can make a really amusing 'streaky bacon' joke that'll be sure to have him pissing himself (but from laughter, for once).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Lucky he's not eating a badly packed kebab

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Shish!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:26, Reply)

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