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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Are you looking at my pint?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 20:36, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Fuck no, you probably drink something wanky like 'pear cider'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Spitfire akshully
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Ah yes.
Real ale of choice of UKIP supporters and massive bent spastics.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Quid a bottle at sainsburys

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 20:54, Reply)
give it to me straight

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)
your pint wants to suck my balls.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 20:59, Reply)
It's not into peanuts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:00, Reply)
Nah I've got my own

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:03, Reply)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaahahahathis'llbeagoodthread

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Dicks bag of eat them a

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:07, Reply)
ALL THE GANG'S HERE NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Nah, it's the bad eye.

Don't feel bad.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Alright dozer?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Your pint is a poof.
And you are a bent spastic.


evening.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1920551
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:09, Reply)
alright b3th?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:09, Reply)
Not bad, Tangles.
I've just been watching some girls and some benders on telly, sewing. I was enjoying it so much, I broke out a bunch of mending I had to do.

Totally domesticated, here.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:13, Reply)
I'll send you some socks to darn, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Alright, let's not go crazy.
I was only fixing some hems.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)
You do hems and all?
I'll send you a load of other stuff too then
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:20, Reply)

Why has everything got to be competitive, though? The ritualistic monstering of the the most incompetent participants seems to send the least abled voyeurs into orgasmic raptures. Utter, utter pish.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:19, Reply)
Do you like to have a drink, phudders?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Not yet. Your round?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:22, Reply)
NO IM QUITE SLENDER AHAHAHAHA!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Scotch inhe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Part of their culture, innit
Being alkies and that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:25, Reply)
oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:27, Reply)

Culture. Can that be deep fried?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Everything can be deep fried.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Bread and circuses, innit.
Just watching a 'this is how it's done' programme would be a bit too close to a 1970s Open University programme.
people like the excitement of a contest. It gives them the chance to be the judges themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:26, Reply)
Needs MOAR bert

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Welcome to the B3ta unreal ale thread.

Get this pint of Poofy Bent Spastic down yer throat. Nuanced notes of faeces, wheelchair and well-deserved pity, some say.

Others tell the truth.

Vile pish.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:14, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Mini minge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Stay about from his child.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Can Magneto manipulate all metals or just ferrous ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Ferromagnetic materials in general I should think.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:45, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Alright phudbree

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:16, Reply)
alright Hartley Hare

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Who you fuckin laughing at, pal?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Some utter pish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:22, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=57534
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Fuck you yurt prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:26, Reply)
With, not at.
this time
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:30, Reply)
I'm the best

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Inorite
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:36, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1920574
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1920555
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)
cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)
I e run out of beers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Yeah. I am.
And your pint has crap tits.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:28, Reply)
It's Jeff!
Evening Jeffers. You going to come out and play with B3th?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:49, Reply)
If free, I'll come out, have a beer with you and take the piss out of b3th.
Does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Story of my life.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Why did this make me smile
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H_ADewdzM4
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Because you're a bender.
HTH.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Cath Eters? Is that you?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Awa' an' pish.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)

I shall seek a lavvy immediately.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)
I finish my exams at midday friday
But I am not going back to pasty land until Saturday morning
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)
What are you studying?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Fucking PRINCE2

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Alright Camilla.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:01, Reply)
The NCP car park has an evening ticket for £2.50
From 6pm to midnight. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)
I was happy to pay the expensive ticket as well

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)
Well, if you want to start earlier
we can do that too. Then I'm not driving home too late.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Is that the NCP next to the Bristol hotel, or one of the other ones?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)
That's the one

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Apparently, it's adjoining.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Well, this has 'a couple of pints in the Shaky' written all over it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:03, Reply)
'Shaky' is exactly how I feel right now.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Do you have an old piano that happens to be playing 'hot'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:11, Reply)
I have an old man that's playing 'hot bacon sandwich'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Take your clothes off and run past him as he eats it.
You can make a really amusing 'streaky bacon' joke that'll be sure to have him pissing himself (but from laughter, for once).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Lucky he's not eating a badly packed kebab

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Shish!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:26, Reply)
I've had a few a just want to say that b3th is my besht mate and the besht mod and everything and I don't even care about my icons

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:47, Reply)
someone should buy me an icon

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:51, Reply)
non feromagnetic metals can be manipulated by rapidly fluctuating magnetic fields btw.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Why aren't you watching your new telly?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Because they won't let him in the warehouse.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)
He might be waiting for Nakers to come and wire it in for him.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)

He's waiting for the council to remove his frozen nose from Curry's/PC World window.

He tried to lick as usual but couldn't reach.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:01, Reply)
Fluc you too chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)
My FUCKING husband
has just made himself a bacon sarnie.

Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:02, Reply)
You Jewish?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:05, Reply)
Yeah, she killed Jeebus.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:06, Reply)
Worse.
I'm on a diet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Me too
Fucking Easter. Had to leave all my eggs at my dad's.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Think of the money you'll save on contraception.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:13, Reply)
I've just booked a flight for America next month.
Unless I can lose a stone before then, I may have to fly as freight.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Oooh. Off on your holidays.
Where ya going, how long are you away for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Fat camp innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Fat Camp.
Like Biggins?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Banhammer

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:17, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:19, Reply)
You know I'm only joking
You do good work sometimes boy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:23, Reply)
I'm the best one here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:31, Reply)
Bahstahn.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:23, Reply)

Did he not offer you the rind?

No?

What a bastard!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Alright dozer

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:10, Reply)
alright Bella

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:12, Reply)
This makes no sense
I'm about as left wing and feminist ax frank's fucking parrot
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:13, Reply)
you're about as attractive.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:14, Reply)
I have seen a pic of you, remember
My eyes never recovered
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Ditto.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:16, Reply)
You look like a Scottish mp
All piss and vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Ditto

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Blimey
The hamster's way up your arse tonight
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Ditto

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:19, Reply)
B3th?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:23, Reply)
TTJ

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)

It's dyslexic.

Aces of Pete.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:16, Reply)

Hiya CQ.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:13, Reply)
So do you have 2nd warts
You know, that was meant to say 2 browsers but the iPad had a mind of its own and I for one prefer it that way
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:16, Reply)

One mind is enough.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Hmmmmm
You're funnier than dozer
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:20, Reply)

Damned by faint praise.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:22, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:23, Reply)
alright Alexander Pope

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:23, Reply)

Sandy to my mates.

You can call me Alexander.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 22:27, Reply)

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