i had to throw a tenant out for filming porn in his warehouse once
when the bailiffs went round and asked what he was doing in there, he said cagily... "stuff." then a bit later on, "i no speak english." even though he was clearly from essex and his name was akin to "mike thompson".

i've also had hookers claiming to be burlesque/stripper teachers, even though the beds were mid-use when the bailiffs went in, and very respectable banker/lawyer types breaking into the empty flat next door to use it as a swinging pad. there are all sorts of wrong-uns out there. why shouldn't your dentist be one of them?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Why couldn't he film porn in his warehouse?
Seems rather unfair.
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

breach of user clause
breach of immoral user clause
breach of planning
breach of alterations covenant

need i go on??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

planning?
You need planning permission for porn?

"yeah, so, I fort we'd put a new kitchen on the back, nuffin major, oh and a conservatory, on and then I was finking of filming a gangback on the back lawn. Any objections?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

at the risk of getting too technical, you're thinking of resi
commercial has fixed uses. so if you have a property that the local council designates A1 retail use, and you want to use it as a film studio, aye, that would breach the planning covenants...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I assumed something like that.
I was merely wilfully misunderstanding for comedic purposes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

maybe you should also look up "comedic" ?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

gangback grumbleflick
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Fucking autocorrect
it's not even as if gangback is a fucking word.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)