NEWS LINK - AMERICANS ARE STUPID
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/02/americans-obama-anti-christ-conspiracy-theories

OK so not exactly "news". Who do you think is the antichrist?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:42, 172 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't think anyone is the antichrist.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

The biggest lie that was ever told

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

If you haven't seen the usual suspects
ITS KEVIN SPACY!
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

SPOILER ALERT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Stop being so Verbal about this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I Kint help it

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)

*orca fats*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)

King Zog

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Swipe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

:))))

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I got my times wrong for the dentist. I was meant to go at 9am, but I thought it was 9.30am.
I've even got it written in my calendar for the right time, but I stupidly didn't check it properly.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Proof there is no god right here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I'm sensing that this is a slow news day.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I hate dentists.
They are evil, evil bastards.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)

YEAH! BASTARDS! TAKING CARE OF OUR DENTAL HEALTH FOR MONEY!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I take extremely good care of my teeth thank you.
I just hate having someone shove needles in my gums and then ripping out my teeth! EVERY dental experience I have had has led to either braces, surgery or tooth removal, and there was nothing that seriously wrong with my teeth to begin with. Never had a cavity, don't get gingivitis. Last time I went they said my jaw was STILL too small and that I might need more teeth taken out. Fuck that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

swipe gets gingervitis

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

fuck

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Stop being such a genetic failure, then.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

You can't blame the entire dentistry profession for your poor genetics.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

sure can, and I will.
it's my prerogative.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Alright 'Bobby Brown'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

she'd be better with bobbi brown

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I had to google this and it appears to be something to do with make up.
Are you calling Poppet ugly?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)

no
she once posted something about needing a liquid eyeliner, i recommended bobbi brown gel liner... you kind of had to be there...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1921058
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

it wasn't meant to be funny
it was a SRS MAKE-UP recommendation
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

it genuinely was.
I ended up getting a maybelline one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

You mean you weren't born with it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I will not have a word said against my dentist
she is slim, red haired and Irish. I saw her last week and she was wearing tight jeans that were originally black but had faded to grey and knee high black leather boots.

It was all I could do not to sexually assault her on the chair in front of her fit dental nurse, who would totally have joined in.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

they always join in, I find.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I do someimes wonder if I've accidently stumbled onto the set of a secret porn film which also does a bit of dentistry on the side

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

i had to throw a tenant out for filming porn in his warehouse once
when the bailiffs went round and asked what he was doing in there, he said cagily... "stuff." then a bit later on, "i no speak english." even though he was clearly from essex and his name was akin to "mike thompson".

i've also had hookers claiming to be burlesque/stripper teachers, even though the beds were mid-use when the bailiffs went in, and very respectable banker/lawyer types breaking into the empty flat next door to use it as a swinging pad. there are all sorts of wrong-uns out there. why shouldn't your dentist be one of them?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Why couldn't he film porn in his warehouse?
Seems rather unfair.
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

breach of user clause
breach of immoral user clause
breach of planning
breach of alterations covenant

need i go on??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

planning?
You need planning permission for porn?

"yeah, so, I fort we'd put a new kitchen on the back, nuffin major, oh and a conservatory, on and then I was finking of filming a gangback on the back lawn. Any objections?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

at the risk of getting too technical, you're thinking of resi
commercial has fixed uses. so if you have a property that the local council designates A1 retail use, and you want to use it as a film studio, aye, that would breach the planning covenants...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I assumed something like that.
I was merely wilfully misunderstanding for comedic purposes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

maybe you should also look up "comedic" ?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

gangback grumbleflick
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Fucking autocorrect
it's not even as if gangback is a fucking word.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Most Irish Women during the famine were slim and red haired.
You didn't say she was attractive though, I am now imagining a slim red haired irish ugly dog with immaculate teeth
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Does your calendar not tell your phone to tell you when to do stuff?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I turn off the alerts, they annoy me
I just look at the calender on my phone most days, I have a widget on my home screen.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Seems to be working out well for you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Your mum.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Alan Sugar

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

YOU HAVE TO CALL HIM SIR ALAN OR HE GETS ANNOYED

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)

ERRR I *THINK* YOU MEAN 'LORD SUGAR' THANKYOUVERYMUCH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Oh soz I misread the question.
I thought it was 'who is the world's most pathetic jumped-up social climbing piece of shit who doesn't know his place?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)

NAKERS!

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

"who regards himself as an omnipotent business guru
despite entering the home computer business when he only had one competitor and still managing to come third?"

perhaps?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I like this
a great deal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)

"whose 'Amstrad Emailer Phone is almost certainly the worst product in the history of mankind
making the person who signed it off about as 'savvy' as the man who decided to build a synagogue in the countryside?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

He looks like a testicle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

He's only "Savvy" in so far as he's a recognised variety of cabbage.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

oh come on you shower of cunts, this is really very good ^
I demand validation.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

*very slow golf claps*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

You *actually* believe this, don't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I am really very witty.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)

and i thought you had me on waaaaaah.0

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

bees into what now?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

i was calling you psychochomp

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

that hurts :(

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

was that because he had no idea about foreplay and just crammed it in dry?
poor poor badger
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Imma let you finish
but my Amstrad CPC6128 was the best computer of ALL TIME!
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

the fact that the computers were usable
makes his utter failure in the sector even more astounding.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)

My brother had an Amstrad record player
the records went on vertically and you had to screw them to the turntable with a plastic disc. JUST SO EASY TO USE, NICE ONE ALAN!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Saves space though
WELL DONE SIR LORD SUGAR
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Don't get me started on Dyson Airblades.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Pistorius lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

my grandma had a record player like this
i don't think it was amstrad though, it was one of those built into a cabinet things
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Piers Morgan

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

In order for me to think someone is the 'anti-Christ' I would need to believe in the 'Christ'
It doesn't take long for the comments on that story to descend into crazy, does it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

What about 'Combi Christ'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

This is something I have only read about on these pages.
And frankly, it doesn't look believable.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

All. Too. Real.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

It's just Darths ballroom dancing troop, and they're trolling everyone.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Fuck that shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Where did they do that survey?
I'm sure 1 in four people in New York for example do not think Obama is the Antichrist

I might be the Anti Christ, My mother wasn't a virgin, I can't walk on water, cure lepers or feed the 5000. Though given sufficient time and the correct temperatures and nutrients I can turn water in to wine.
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Turns out that survey was answered by 1,247 people
Or, put in a rough percentage, 0.000397243% of the population.

What's the likelihood they simply asked the stupidest people possible?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Nakers isn't American

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Fuck

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Or asked Nakers 1,247 times

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Is the bank of england a public sector body?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

That's what I thought.
but they're doing cross secondments with the NHS.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I thought it was, but with independence for setting monetary policy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

The NHS isn't restricted to cross secondments with the public sector. Expertise in the private sector should benefit the NHS in some areas*
* This does not mean I believe the NHS should be privatised.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I've just never seen it offered with a non public sector body in the 4+ years I've worked.
Hmmm, might have a look. Then i could meet you all for secret bashes in London YAYAYAY
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)

this is because it is a public sector body.
just because it's independent doesn't make it non-public sector.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

It's owned by HM Treasury and accountable to Parliament, so I think that technically means it isn't public sector.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

The treasury is public sector, though. So I'm not sure what you mean.

It really depends upon what criteria you apply to being "public sector" of course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I think the answer to this is "sort of"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Actually, no, the answer is "yes it is"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)

This is all very confusing.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

"The Bank of England is an independent public organisation, wholly owned by the Treasury Solicitor on behalf of the Government, with independence in setting monetary policy"


HTH x
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

You should find all the answers you need here:
www.bankofengland.co.uk/Pages/home.aspx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

to be fair, if i was handed a questionnaire asking me if i thought obama was the antichrist,
i'd probably go yeh he is
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I'd write "yes please" next to sex as well.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)

you have to really

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I also always write a letter i on 'to let' signs!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

he's quite hot though
hmmm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)

You have the weirdest taste in men.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

obama?
he's tall, lean, good looking - don't get me wrong, he's no bradley cooper, but hell i've done much much worse than obama.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Ricky Gervais

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Good choice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)

He makes me want to kill
Therefore he must be evil
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

See also: Joan Rivers & Sandi Toksvig.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I'm trying to unsee that mental image

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

i would have said blair
but he aged so dramatically that i think he was just a twat after all.

i was reading an article about house prices going up in 2013, and there was a link underneath it that i dared not click about a deep throat porn actor called harry something who has just carked it... what a thing to be known for. his family must be PROUD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I've just realised I can't be arsed with replying to anyone today
Sorry for wasting your time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Apart from yourself

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

just treat us like the pieces of shit that we are darth

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

So, he'd move us out of the way before penetration then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

oh no, filthy slag loves a shitty helmet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

if only you'd made that decision before posting on fb this morning, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

This is the second time today I've replied to you on the internet
We basically have to get married now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

i don't know if i believe in marriage
it seems to make some people v happy and some v v miserable
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

you don't need to believe in it
it definitely exists.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

what, as a viable concept between me and darth?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

legally it's entirely viable.
Neither of you are married already, right?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

i think the technical term for it would be a "lavender marriage"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Dang
That was a totally serious proposal as well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Oh it definitely exists.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

ANDREW MARR IS MARRIED!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

i prefer andrew neil
i've been to a couple of debates that he was chairing, the man's like a fork of lightning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Andrew Marr is happily married
His wife gave him a stroke
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

And some people just happy and some people neither and some people kill each other
I think its less to do with marriage and more to do with the people. You can co habit with someone and get the same outcomes. The only difference is betting someone half your stuff that it will work.
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I regularly turn wine into water, so maybe it's me?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

*finger on nose*
How's the fish?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Smelly

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I'm really tired.
All the excitement this morning has fair worn me out.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

3 hour stranglewank marathon?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

this is your answer to everything

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)

this is what happens when you marry someone 12 years younger than you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

A woman complained to HR about me.
Can you imagine such a thing?
( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

i would complain to god about you
so yes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Seems a little unreasonable.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

well, if you were made in his image
he's a hairy french pervert...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

How many years will child MURDERERS Mick Philpott, Mairead Philpott and Paul Mosley get?
How many should they get? Place your bets!
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

It's manslaughter
so I doubt it'll even be double figures.

No doubt the Fail and the Sun will then have a coronary about how britain is a soft touch to evil child killers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

The justice system may say its manslaughter
But I hold the opinion (and bear in mind it is only my own and I don't wish to force my opinion on others or change their own opinion) that if you set fire to your house when your kids are inside, its murder.
( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I do genuinely see your point.
but the law has to make allowance for how terminally stupid some people are.

terminally being a sadly apt word here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

It's murder if it's intentional killing.
He didn't intentionally kill them, therefore it's not murder.

He was setting fire to the house in order to win back custody of his children. Setting fire to his children would not have been a very effective way of accomplishing this.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

yeah, I think what PJ is saying
is that there's a grey area whereby you do something that is deliberate and almost totally certain to kill someone but you argue it wasn't your intention to kill them.

Legally it's going to be manslaughter as long as everyone believes it wasn't your intention to kill them. But even someone with the IQ of a red setter can see that setting fire to a house full of sleeping children is really likely to kill someone. So essentially they've escaped a murder charge because the CPS felt that they were stupid enough that a jury would give them the benefit of the doubt on that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Pretty much

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Six counts of manslaughter though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)

yeah ... I don't really know how they are going to treat that, to be honest.
And as Kroney says below - the man is a pretty despicable human being but no-one, even the prosecution, is suggesting he intended to kill them.

If sentencing was based on how unpleasant you are and how much of a fucking idiot you were then, yeah, he'd get life. But it isn't so I've no idea really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

The mails headline today is something special

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2303120/Mick-Philpott-vile-product-Welfare-UK-Derby-man-bred-17-babies-milk-benefits-GUILTY-killing-six.html
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I love how they put all their rabid frothing in the url
meaning I don't even need to click on it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Well I'm convinced now.
We should probably cut benefits down to £25 a week, otherwise they'll all be murdering their kids.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

otherwise so that
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:11, Reply)

He wasn't a very pleasant man and he was trying to commit insurance fraud
but he did only kill five of his children accidentally. Despite him being a hardened crim, I pity him for that.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)

wasn't?
has he killed himself too?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I'm operating under the assumption that accidentally killing five of your own children
will effect a change in personality.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)

it doesn't really seem to have done.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Never trust a handlebar moustache.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)

He also served time for stabbing an ex and her mum

( Peej, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

THEYLL PROBALY GIVE THEM AN EVEN BIGGER COUSEL HOUSE WIV ABU HAMZER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

i actually saw the word "angelversary" used non-ironically the other day

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

So many mediocre personalities bouncing around, it'd need a really terrible antichrist to spice things up

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

You're more interested in Morgan's Spiced aren't you?

By which I mean 'turps'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Is that the purple stuff you can get from B&Q?
In which case 'no'
( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Gregg Wallace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Being the devil, DOESN'T GET ANY HARDER THAN THIS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)

BUTTERY BISCUIT BASE.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

BAS FAC
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

This is shit.
I've done a new shit thread.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Of that, the oddest thing is that 6% of Democrats, who thus presumably voted for the man, believe Obama to be the Antichrist.
That means 1 in 20 knowingly voted for the Antichrist to be leader of the most powerful country on earth.

I call bollocks on the whole thing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)