if you need our advice on what to drink,
I'm not sure you should be drinking. Just go to the pub, and have a nice chat with the bar staff, or the faithful regulars you know, and have whatever takes your fancy. Posting here is wasting drinking time.
Also, afternoon drinking starts at 1pm.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:35, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

12:00:01

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Monts have you seen Big Daddy Kane live?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:49, Reply)

Hillarious strike through
Big Daddy v Giant Haystacks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:52, Reply)

*facepalms*
Damn you got me good there Jeffers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:53, Reply)

Two falls, two submissions or a knockout will decide the winner.
To quote Kent Walton.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:55, Reply)

when I was in my late teens
I went out with a batshit mentalist bitch, her uncle was Honey Boy Zimba, On the upside she was a good fuck

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxmNDrja1uM

EDIT: Haha just noticed Gaint Haystacks looks like Chumlee from "Pawn Stars"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)

I never have. I was all set to, and then the Juice Crew All Stars show wasw cancelled.
I wept like a baby.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:55, Reply)

You remember the producer I mentioned
Well he has invited me to this
www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Nottingham/The-Lacehouse/Cant-Stop-Wont-Stop-and-Hidden-Present-BIG-DADDY-KANE/11839414/
Not sure if I should go or not
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:55, Reply)

I reckon you definitely should.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:56, Reply)

I'll give it some thought.
I don't feel the club vibe anymore :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Juice Crew All Stars
Sounds like some crappy drink for kids.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:56, Reply)

It does if you're some kind of Bristolian gaylord.

Apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Rather that than getting distressed about missing
The Umbong Massive.

(They play music wit de bongos).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)

+ rap it in the Congo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:02, Reply)

THAT'S LUNCH TIME DRINKING YOU SILLY.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Can you believe it Windy
Chompy graced my fair city and didn't try any of the Castle Rock Brewery ales,that is a serious crime against beer
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:48, Reply)

we know chompy is an idiot, and that his horrid home brew has destroyed his taste buds,
But it's not polite to point it out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:02, Reply)

Afternoon drinking starts when you look at your watch, shrug, and announce that 'daylight savings really means it's afternoon' no matter what the facts are

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:49, Reply)

sage like advice.
I'm eating a scone, with cream and jam. It's cheered me up a bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Clotted cream I love that stuff

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:04, Reply)