Right! Afternoon drinking!
I am seriously bored being off work for the week. I have no responsibilities so I am thinking afternoon drinking. What should I get and why? Answers on a post card please.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:37, 74 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

beer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Gets my vote.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

plastered
cos it's big and clever
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I'm ahead of you by one hour. About to have pint #3.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Jealous!

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Depends on the quality of the pub

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Having a few in mine first before pub!

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

The pub has won the CAMRA award several years on the run though :)

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Whatever good ales they've got on then!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Good thinking, AA!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Glad to help!!!!!!!!!!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:08, Reply)

YOU SHOULD ALL COME TO THE PUB TO CHERISH ME INSTEAD

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)

A lobotomy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)

A CHOCOLATE COCK AND THEN RAM IT RIGHT UP YOUR SHITPIPE

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

AND SOME CHICKEN!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Too rich for my blood
I'm out
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Watneys Party 7

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)

fuck off

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)

at last, someone with the courage to say what we're all thinking

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)

pioneer

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Cock spanner.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:27, Reply)

smyls

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)

I'm off to the pub in a bit
gutted
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Yeah me too, I'm praying it's not the same one this dickhead's going to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Hardly likely, I have taste.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)

I wish you had AIDS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:47, Reply)

I do.
I can share with you if you really want.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:13, Reply)

White Lightning.
Best choice for the afternoon drinker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:01, Reply)

who the fuck are you?
are you bobby?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)

I am bobby in disguise.
*may contain lies*
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)

haha, may contain, like they have on food products

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)

ok

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Big fucking deal.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Thanks mate :)

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

You should get a biro kicked down your ear for being a shitcunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)

FINALLY someone round here speaks sense

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Do you know what I like about you?















Fuck all! ;-)
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:31, Reply)

if you need our advice on what to drink,
I'm not sure you should be drinking. Just go to the pub, and have a nice chat with the bar staff, or the faithful regulars you know, and have whatever takes your fancy. Posting here is wasting drinking time.
Also, afternoon drinking starts at 1pm.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)

12:00:01

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Monts have you seen Big Daddy Kane live?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:49, Reply)

Hillarious strike through
Big Daddy v Giant Haystacks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:52, Reply)

*facepalms*
Damn you got me good there Jeffers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:53, Reply)

Two falls, two submissions or a knockout will decide the winner.
To quote Kent Walton.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:55, Reply)

when I was in my late teens
I went out with a batshit mentalist bitch, her uncle was Honey Boy Zimba, On the upside she was a good fuck

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxmNDrja1uM

EDIT: Haha just noticed Gaint Haystacks looks like Chumlee from "Pawn Stars"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)

I never have. I was all set to, and then the Juice Crew All Stars show wasw cancelled.
I wept like a baby.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:55, Reply)

You remember the producer I mentioned
Well he has invited me to this
www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Nottingham/The-Lacehouse/Cant-Stop-Wont-Stop-and-Hidden-Present-BIG-DADDY-KANE/11839414/
Not sure if I should go or not
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:55, Reply)

I reckon you definitely should.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:56, Reply)

I'll give it some thought.
I don't feel the club vibe anymore :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Juice Crew All Stars
Sounds like some crappy drink for kids.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:56, Reply)

It does if you're some kind of Bristolian gaylord.

Apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Rather that than getting distressed about missing
The Umbong Massive.

(They play music wit de bongos).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)

+ rap it in the Congo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:02, Reply)

THAT'S LUNCH TIME DRINKING YOU SILLY.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Can you believe it Windy
Chompy graced my fair city and didn't try any of the Castle Rock Brewery ales,that is a serious crime against beer
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:48, Reply)

we know chompy is an idiot, and that his horrid home brew has destroyed his taste buds,
But it's not polite to point it out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:02, Reply)

Afternoon drinking starts when you look at your watch, shrug, and announce that 'daylight savings really means it's afternoon' no matter what the facts are

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:49, Reply)

sage like advice.
I'm eating a scone, with cream and jam. It's cheered me up a bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Clotted cream I love that stuff

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:04, Reply)

fucked and photographed

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Pregnant

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:47, Reply)

A life.
Seriously, you've got the week off work and you're wasting it talking to a load of people bored at work.
It's Thursday and it's only just occurred to you that you could go out and have a drink.
But do you go out for a drink?
No, you ask the internet what you should drink.
Stop kidding yourself, fucksocks, you ain't going nowhere.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:55, Reply)

This fucksocks joker is getting it all wrong.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:57, Reply)

I'm embarrassed for the lad.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 17:59, Reply)

I hope he stays so we can bully him some more.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:03, Reply)

He clearly needs our help.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:08, Reply)

Hopefully he will be around long enough for either
Cavy or Darth to try to hit on him
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:11, Reply)

I am not going anywhere!
Muhahaha. Bring it on fucksticks.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:16, Reply)

Becareful what you wish for
The last man Cavy picked up from here was folded in half by her vacumous Fufoo
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:18, Reply)

I have been here for over 7 years.
I ain't about to start whimpering when a bunch of jumped up children call me names am I?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:20, Reply)

I think I like you already
Ohhh by the way we have the best MOD in here too, look at what happens when she fingers dogs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Apparently all dogs should be fingered to ensure their loyalty.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:28, Reply)

And they can't look up
Which means they will not spot you in a police identity parade
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:30, Reply)

Yeah but you don't believe Big Al

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:35, Reply)

And initially I liked you.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 18:16, Reply)