Ear-tits aren't quite as bad as side-arses, but they aren't far off.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:55, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

imagine being trapped in a room in the dark with a moth
you know it's there somewhere, you know it's waiting to take off, its wings whirring in that nasty way that the really big ones do, just waiting to blunder into you and trail its hairy wings all over your face...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Oh, hey.
I've just done a surprisingly accurate impression of one of your ex-boyfriends.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

which one?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

The one that can't be trusted around mattresses.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Kroney check this out

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)

ah you mean you shat yourself
i thought you meant you went flapping around...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)