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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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PETA are a bunch of phsycos
www.huffingtonpost.com/nathan-j-winograd/peta-kills-puppies-kittens_b_2979220.html

Where do you stand on animal rights and all that?
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:28, 183 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
On their tails.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:28, Reply)
b3th this link being posted here is likely to get me into trouble at work, can you mod this post please?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)
As long as they still taste good then do what you want to them

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I got spat at by a member of Peta when I said I'd worked in an animal lab and so no evidence of mistreatment at all.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I can only imagine what they would do to Jeffers

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)
:o(

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I like the photos of the sleeping dogs and cats

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)
they look so peaceful

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Remember the frogs fogles.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)
at Longleat we never put a healthy animal down

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I bet it still freaks his nut out.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)
it really does

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)
I'm eating my free twix

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)
The one from yesterday?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)
yep

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Don't be a cruel cunt to animals. Simple.
My cat didn't come home last night.
I hope he hasn't been run over :(

More than likely he's just having a scout about. He doesn't dissappear often but once in a long while.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:41, Reply)
There was a poster on here a while ago, cancerjoy, he was called.
He liked throwing cats under busses. I do hope he hasn't got to yours.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)
He sounds a treat!
I will cut his cancer balls off.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)
He also posted pictures. LIKE A CUNT

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)
:(
I hope he got arrested at least.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)
He's an excellent bloke.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)
ah monty
normally you are perfect. but on this occasion you are wrong.

the guy is a turd.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Which is what attracted you to him, of course.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Nah in truth he isn't, I promise.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Even though he throws cats under buses?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
To be fair he didn't actually throw his cat under the bus
it was more of a drop kick
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
haha i forgot about that benefit fraudster
i bought a council house on a main road, then wondered why my cat got squashed by a car, wah wah.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I don't understand how you could forget about the second-best ever sex you had*


*text from swipe to Kroney, 29/07/2008. Shortly after piston_broke dumped her.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
have you been daydreaming again?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Yeah, yeah, you keep trying to tell me it was a mutual break-up, but it wasn't.
Admit it to yourself. He dumped you.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)
+ on

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)
the problem with his story is (well, just one problem)
he was claiming i was boffing piston in mar/feb 2011.

NOT 2008.

berk.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
you boffed piston?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
On two separate occasions, three years apart!

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)
NO


WAI!
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
WAI

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I can't help it if you keep running back to the man.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
berk boffed piston?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:13, Reply)
wait what
was his standup about you then?
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)

entnemdept.ufl.edu/creatures/orn/flowers/spanish_moth.htm
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)
¡LOL!

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Oh fucking hell, look at that giant, hairy bastard :(
That's given me the shivers.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Hey, Swipe's alright! You take that back!

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1924133
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)
mine was better...

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)
SHANT
The hairy, ear-titted ginger bastard.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)
don't make me release the moths of wrath

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Ear-tits aren't quite as bad as side-arses, but they aren't far off.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)
imagine being trapped in a room in the dark with a moth
you know it's there somewhere, you know it's waiting to take off, its wings whirring in that nasty way that the really big ones do, just waiting to blunder into you and trail its hairy wings all over your face...
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Oh, hey.
I've just done a surprisingly accurate impression of one of your ex-boyfriends.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
which one?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)
The one that can't be trusted around mattresses.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Kroney check this out

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)
ah you mean you shat yourself
i thought you meant you went flapping around...
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)
said the girls in barcelona...

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)
also i can't believe you clicked on it, the clue is right there in the linky

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I really don't know what possessed me.
Morbid curiousity, perhaps.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)
curiosity

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)
killed cancer joy's cat

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
No, that was a bus.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
oh bravo boys

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
I care as much about animal rights as I do about human rights: not a fucking jot.
Force feed 'em til their livers burst, make them smoke fags, pour shampoo in their eyes, I don't give a shit. Likewise oppressive regimes, torture etc - fill yer boots, I couldn't care a fig if one group of mental wailing swarthies kills their fucking neighbours. In fact I think it's actively good.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
i like figs with parma ham, rocket and balsamic reduction

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I hate those fucking beagles.
Always stealing my lighter.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I also have rather a soft spot for famines, massive floods etc.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I like animals.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I believe every animal has the right to be tasty.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Teach them well and let them show the way, that's my opinion.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I'm reading this as:
"PETA has far more animals that adopters and so kills the (unfortunately large) number of 'spares' in the usual, humane, manner that Vets do"

hippies and iiots are surprised by this.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Damn those iiots

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)
They should let them all live on a farm or sometihng.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)
That's where AA's mum went

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)
She bought one, I believe.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Only until the end of September.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I imagine this would cost money that they don't have.
don't get me wrong, they are dicks for many other reasons, and possibly for this one to some extent, but I am not moved by "look!b they kill kittums!"
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Your spelling is shit today.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Hello Thundercuntatalltimes
where have you been?
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I also read it as this
but at the same time thought that despite a massive amount of funding people aren't even aware that they can adopt an animal from PETA because they don't advertise it. I also thought PETA are twats but I thought that anyway.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Still though, for $30m, I reckon they could do a bit better than 90% euphanised in 24 hours.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Yup
I think CQ has got that nail squarely on the head here.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I like animals.
Either fried, grilled, roasted, poached, stewed or raw.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)
I'm going to have a fucking massive lunch today.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)
What have you seen on the Sainers "about to go off" shelf then?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I have that excitement still to come!!!
It's like a magical land of possibilities, where all the possibilities have orange stickers on them.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
I have to be at The Barbican for 2pm.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I'm leaving at 5, whisky tasting at half six

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I shall probably go to the pub at about 4pm today.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I am knackered. I just want to go home.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
GAY

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
OK.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I might go back to bed in a minute.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)

bed cot
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
FULL LOWDOWN AFTERWARDS PLS

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
NO WHISKY CHAT!

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
he can text me.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)

t t s
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I can save you some time here
they will all taste of petrol, charcoal and Scotch AIDs
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Don't forget TCP.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:20, Reply)
nah, TCP is the smell of peated ones.
They taste smoky, not antisepticky.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
YEAH, WELL I'VE HAD ONES THAT DID.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
really?
I'd avoid those in future. Or maybe you have an amateurish palette, unable to appreciate the depth of a good whisky.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)
That'll be it.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)
It's definitely not that being able to distinguish between the types
and flavours of shit on your tongue just means that you're really good at eating shit.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
just as I thought
Are you coming up here again any time soon?
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
so lonely...

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
far from it.
Mr Stunnerz here was booked at the Blind Swine a while back but then got stuck in traffic. We woz gunna hold hands and practice making out :'(
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
oh man i love the taste of smoke
that's why all those Philpott kids died with smiles on their faces.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)
They were all like
"Oh hey, I'm having a sweet dream about some well nice MacPeaty 1984 single malt blend"
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)
well they were benefit scum so there is no doubt they had been drinking since age 7

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
so you like smoked cheeses, smoked ham and smoking fags then?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)
I liked smoked ham
but lets be honest these are pretty weak smokey tastes compared to whiskey
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
depends on the whisky

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Got your shoplifting coat on then eh?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU BEING POOR LOLZ111!!!!!!111#

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
IT NEVER CEASES TO AMUSE!!!!!

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Something about North Korea and a massive launch

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I'm going to have an ANDREW MARRsive lunch today.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)
If dogs and cats were as tasty as pork
we would have eaten them and no-one would give a shit
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:15, Reply)
no we wouldn't
it's not economical to eat carnivores
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I didn't say we would breed them for food.
I said we'd eat the spares. If stray cat tasted good there probably wouldn't be many stray cats out there.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Pork's cheap.
Feed 'em pork.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)
I shoot wood pigeon and sweet fluffy bunny rabbits and I eat them
Sometimes I'll trap the odd squirrel, they are tasty. If feral cat tasted as good as squirrel I'd happily wack it on the BBQ.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Dog tastes like tough beef.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
is Yurtprick about?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:17, Reply)
need some help with your wattle and daub?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)
no.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
no

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Animals should be forced to dance for our pleasure
or be destroyed.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Animals should be either eaten or used in experiments
shame it's not Chicken Thursday really.


(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)
TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN
ESPECIALLY THE BIT ABOUT CHICKEN THURSDAY
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)
oh fucking hell for a second there I thought it was Chicken Thursday! Gut-ted.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Cluck-ed surely?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
BWAOOOARRRK! BWOK! BUK-BUK-BWOAAARRK!

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I only got three out of 7 :(
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22031308
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)
It needs MOAR moth

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)
It's the size of a fucking parrot.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Maybe Jeremy Beadle was holding it

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Jeremy beadle has a small cockzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
It's very pretty though.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
It's disgusting.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
It's an Atlas moth, it only lives for a week.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Too fucking long.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Aren’t you supposed to get all angry about pictures?
And go crying to B3th
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
If I don't want to see any pictures on my screen I put that person on ignore until there's a new thread.
I've never gone crying to b3th, what's the point, she's the worlds shittest mod. I don't get why my selective short term ignoring seems to be such a problem for people.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
She is my zombie partner

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)
You could just disable images in your browser
cuts down on phone data usage if using a smartphone, too.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I could do that, but then I'd have to enable it while using websites I need for work.
So what's the point. If you post a picture I don't want to see at work, you'll be put on ignore for like 15 minutes stop moaning about it.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
what pictures do you not want to see at work
you know, just for our records
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Is this one ok mister chomp

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Please elaborate.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
The guy on the left is a wizard, I am dressed as a dwarf warrior and the guy ont he right is a fancy little lady elf boy

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Ah-ha, now I get it!

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)
should delete it before cavy gets a wide on like the mouth of sauron

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
She'll be fizzing away like she'd rammed a whole tube of Beroccas up her clop-clop.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I'm worried theoban, this is a larping gateway

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:50, Reply)
One day you're MSPainting on some pictures for a 'joke' at work
The next you've decalred yourself Agrathor the Undying and are shooting 'lightning bolts' at a tubby elf in a forest in Devon
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Whoa, is that some posters that we should know?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Nah it's got nothing to do with anything I was just looking at my b3tards account for pictures

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I can't remember my original b3tards password
all I could find was one with this
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
GET OFF THAT PIG
How rude
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I definatly don't want to see you riding a pony.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
you're lucky I only ride mighty stallions

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Heh heh

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
There's a stuffed one in the kids lab at the National History Museum
a good foot wide it is.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Who knew that Parrots could get that big?

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Click

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)
make sure it stays on the popular page
so Kroney can't go there.
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I've watched this loads and been disappointed that they don't just close their fist and squeeze every time

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I would totally let that thing walk about on my face

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)
i got 2 :(

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
peta are serious fucking pricks

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
were they the ones who dug up someone's mum/grandma after she'd been dead about 6 months?
sick
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
In fairness, that was me.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
"Dug her up and fucked her rotten"

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)
fucked her rotten cunt

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Not much of an oportunity to do a vasectomy

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
AS I FOUND OUT TO MY DISAPPOINTMENT

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
yes
definitely
fact
(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I'm gonna start asking my missus to call me SuperMatt in bed from now on.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
that's a long word for a toddler

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)
It's a lot longer than 'no', I grant you.

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I DUNA NEW THREAD

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)

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