I heard a rumour that the link above takes you to the most arse-clenchingly dull article of all time.
Jesus wept how can people muster up the effort to become 'wowed' OVER AND OVER AGAIN by some fucking technological 'marvel' that will be outmoded in about an hour, when once again ALL IT IS, IS A FUCKING TELLY. The problem with that (well, one of them at any rate) is that the programmes on this waqqui miracle are the same inane, tedious and repetitive drivel aimed squarely at mindless cretins that you get on any other.

The article opens by bringing up 'rumours' that have been circulating for FOUR FUCKING YEARS that a company that makes telephones and computers is POSSIBLY GOING TO MAKE A TELEVISION!!!!

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN!!!!

'SAISHO MIGHT BE ONE DAY GOING TO MAKE A TOASTER!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! You stupid fucking mugs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:36, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

woah calm down

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Fucking deleting Windows fanboy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

LINUX KRU 4 LYFE - YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like totally identify with the branding of a fucking computer company - it really 'says' "me".
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Pfffft
it's OS/2 or nothing
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

This in no way makes me either pathetic or a total fucking mug, no chance.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

"Please give us £400, grasp your ankles and wave goodbye to your privacy and self-respect"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)