Drivers.
How does this make you feel?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22035949
Angry? Bullied?

The commenters all seem to be getting angry at least.

Alt: How much do you all spend getting to work every month?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:54, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alt: just shy of £168.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)

That's really not too bad for london.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)

It's reverse commute as well so I invariably get a seat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Utterly ambivalent, I haven't driven a car for about seven years, and only driven a van to bring me shit over from France
I'm driving in July though, in FINLAND oh god I'm gonna get murdered by some hitchhikers

Alt: Nowt, I walk in.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I heard in finland, the steering wheels are square

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)

WHAT
Oh man don't be lying to me, don't say that's an untruth
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

he don't even have a first gear man,
you've got to have the door open and get the car rolling with one foot, then straight into second
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)

What, they all drive Allegros?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I'm not a car wanker so I don't care

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Car wankers are the worst sort of wankers.
"i've got 4 kids I couldn't possibly get the bus" if 14 year old mothers can do it so can you.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)

the article seems fairly neutral, all the have your sayers seem confused about what to argue about

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)

about 200 quid a month on the train.
Extortionate, but it's due to going from North Yorks to West Yorks. West is subsidised or summat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)

If I commuted from here to london it would be £500 a month.
which is a joke.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

fucking hell
It's only 25 minutes each way. It's about 20 miles. Going that distance inside West Yorks is much, much cheaper.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1724514-another-lady-garden-thread-wax-shave-trim-or-nowt
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I'd rather not battered.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I do find it weird you find vagina chat so interesting.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I bet in a few years it will swing the otherway, with some kind of rogaine body lotion

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)

The return of the "muffro"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Mark Morrisons less successful...zzz

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)

About £30 a week or so.
More great economics, put tax up people buy less so tax take ends up less.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)

It's a behavioural modification Tax rather than a income generating tax.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

NANNY STATE!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Which would be fine if there was an alternative
other than so-called "public transport" which is just another privately owned rip-off.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)

These "so called" buses are a "myth"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)

At the current rate of 60 pounds a tank
between 240 and 300 pounds a month.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I donno man I just like put my oyster card in and end up where I wanna be, or I get a cab.
I donno how much I make or how much I spend, I just put my card in the machine and money comes out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I used to be like that :( I miss it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)

^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)

I'd have thought it would be easier for you to do that than me 'cus you got two incomes and don't have to pay prostertutes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Moving was significantly more expensive than we budgetted for.
And the other halfs job is a temp job meaning those bank holidays cut her weekly income by 20% which is gay.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)

And I still have to pay the prostitutes hush money.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Well, their grieving families.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)

The day I start having an opinion on fuel economy is the day I will kill myself.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)

:D

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)

how is your mortgage?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Easily affordable.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I don't know how to continue this conversation
bluff called :(
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)

It's ok, we can just hold one another.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)

:D

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Seriously, if I get a lift anywhere with my dad he will talk about how many miles per gallon he is getting.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)

That's that famous 'Midlands interestingness' everyone's heard so much about

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

He's not from the Midlands.
But, yeah.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

There's always at least one prick like this:
"Everyone winges about the price of everything, and yet nothing happens. We just roll over and let them keep on pushing all the prices up. Time for a stand to be made.
Welcome to the revolution ..."

Fucking survivalist prick wannabe
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)

That was me that posted that :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)

^ Fucking survivalist prick wannabe

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I like the recipt date on this
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304042/Iain-Duncan-Smith-right-You-CAN-live-just-53-week-says-cash-strapped-teacher-Kath-Kelly-survived-year-1-day.html?ITO=socialnet-facebook-dailymail
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Ha ha, fuck

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)

•Shopped at church jumble sales
•Visited supermarkets an hour before closing to pick up items nearing their use by date
•Scoured the reduced section at supermarkets for items with damaged packaging on offer at next-to-nothing prices
•Picked fruit from trees and bushes
•Collected £117 in loose change found on the streets
•Was really ugly
•had a smelly fanny
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)

She ate at free buffets.
I love free buffets they're everywhere.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Can't move for 'em round my way

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)

They're in every disabled bay for 10 miles.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Stay about from Rory's disabled bays!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I bet she's one of those cunts who goes to farmers' markets
and 'tries' everything without buying a single thing, and doesn't feel remotely bad or embarrassed about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I bet she just shoplifts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Hahahahaha, I do that down the waitrose to score cheese and meats. I can get a good snack if I play my cards right.
"Hmmm, I like brie, but I like strong flavours. I like blue cheese but I think I fancy something different"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I just cannot bring myself to do it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I don't see anything wrong with it.
If a wedge of cheese is £3, then their slithers must be like 2p.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Hello!
*waves*

I go and try EVERYTHING at wine tastings, for example, and then stop off at Sainsbury's on the way home for a half-priced bottle of rioja :)
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Wine tastings are slightly different I think.
(I'm saying this because there's no fucking way on earth I'm buying a bottle of scotch at this whisky tasting later)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Well no, obviously.
It all tastes like mud, why would you buy mud?
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I don't know what the world's coming to
the Daily Heil publishing an article on the virtues of scrounging? ???

Where is the economic growth to come from if everyone eats leaves they find in the fields?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Not everyone. only the people on benefits.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I buy loads of tasty petrol, i fackin loves it
dunno how much my commute is a month as I'm all over the place
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)

ain't THAT the truth

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Filling my car up makes me cry sometimes. It cost's just under £90 to fill the tank. However having my car is bloody handy and I like it.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I don't drive so I don't care, Agnostic Antichrist should keep out of it, headline grabbing twat
alt - Bout £50 for about 8 bus trips, I get lifts or ride my bike the 11 miles when I can
( Peej, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Gonz you seen this rumour?
www.theregister.co.uk/2013/04/04/apple_itv_and_iring_rumors/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

my iring is touch sensitive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I heard a rumour that the link above takes you to the most arse-clenchingly dull article of all time.
Jesus wept how can people muster up the effort to become 'wowed' OVER AND OVER AGAIN by some fucking technological 'marvel' that will be outmoded in about an hour, when once again ALL IT IS, IS A FUCKING TELLY. The problem with that (well, one of them at any rate) is that the programmes on this waqqui miracle are the same inane, tedious and repetitive drivel aimed squarely at mindless cretins that you get on any other.

The article opens by bringing up 'rumours' that have been circulating for FOUR FUCKING YEARS that a company that makes telephones and computers is POSSIBLY GOING TO MAKE A TELEVISION!!!!

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN!!!!

'SAISHO MIGHT BE ONE DAY GOING TO MAKE A TOASTER!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! You stupid fucking mugs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)

woah calm down

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Fucking deleting Windows fanboy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

LINUX KRU 4 LYFE - YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like totally identify with the branding of a fucking computer company - it really 'says' "me".
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Pfffft
it's OS/2 or nothing
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

This in no way makes me either pathetic or a total fucking mug, no chance.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

"Please give us £400, grasp your ankles and wave goodbye to your privacy and self-respect"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Yup !
The "iTV" has been rumoured to be coming out for years and years, but it's now building up steam. There was supposed to be a big "Apple TV" re-model this month that has been delayed and one of the only reasons I can think of is they have this down the line. I don't really know about the ring thing, but I know iOS7 is having a complete re-design this year, and they've pulled in a load of the next OSX team... so apple are planning something big this year, and this could be it.

It's going to be an expensive year, Xbox 720, PS4 _and_ a AppleTV !

I really think "Second Screen" tech is going to be huge.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Without reading the article, there is supposed to be a substididy from the providers, such as Netflix or whatever.
Which is why it's taken so long.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I really think 'my cock' is going to be huge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Living in a dream world

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)