When did you last shart?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:04, 33 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Never mind that, I still don't know if sportscow found out what a mooncup is.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:10, Reply)

one time at a standup gig I went to
The comedian referenced mooncups and I had to explain what one was to the crowd.

CSB.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:20, Reply)

When I was 7
Hth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Shortly after the last time I had violent anal sex.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:40, Reply)

I got carried away I'm sorry alright?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Did the carrier get a free spoon?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Yah why not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:20, Reply)

top or bottom?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Work it out for yourself.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Watching blade 3
Which reminds me of bobby which makes me sad
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Poor Bobby.

Nothing left but a helmet.

I suspect somebody knows more.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Even if he was still around
All that would be left is a helmet

BA-BOOM!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:14, Reply)

Look it's uncle vipper!
How's life? Brilliant I guess.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Naturally.
Can't complain. Have my review to become a chartered engineer on Tuesday. Bit nerve-wracking.

How are things? Bear in mind i can't tell who is who anymore.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:20, Reply)

I'm naked ape
Yeah not bad, me mrs and baby are muddling along alright. Could do with new job and house, but they'll come.

Good luck getting chartered
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:22, Reply)

+1 on the good luck
When you get chartered the world is your oyster
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:25, Reply)

I don't like oysters :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:26, Reply)

I don't think it will make much difference because of what i do
But if I pass i've got my eye on a PRS guitar
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:27, Reply)

You don't want to have to pay royalties everytime you play it O_o

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:33, Reply)

How droll

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:34, Reply)

That was one of the lols!
Do I have to spell it all out?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:35, Reply)

Yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Good stuff
And thanks

How is this place?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Full of terrible bullying, mysoginism, political smart arses and a little rage
There are some lols though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:32, Reply)

Not much has changed then
Just less rage and more laughs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Yeah I'm pretty funny, you're right
Ask any one
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:36, Reply)

There doesn't appear to be anyone else here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:39, Reply)

Yeah it s abut awkward now, like when everyone's gone for a fag leavin us at the table, not drunk enough to really converse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:39, Reply)

That is exactly what it's like
If Blade 3 weren't so terrible i'd pay more attention to that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:42, Reply)

why so?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Because part of his user name is thunder-cunt
Which comes from the line ' you cock juggling thunder-cunt' in blade 3
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Going for the Gonzy market eh?
That's a smart move, our research shows that everyone loves a bit of Gonzy fanfic.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)

haha, yeah
yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 23:49, Reply)