( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 20:55, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Yes thanks son, other than back to Poland in the morning.
Yourself?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Yep, long weekend, not back to work until Wednesday. Sweet.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Nice. How is the wife?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Fine, thanks.
I'm looking forward to our anniversary tomorrow. This weekend has been spent sorting out PC problems and filling in job applications so I'll be grateful for some time together.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Give her magnificent tits a HONK from me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Shall do. I'm sure it will be appreciated.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:27, Reply)

He's got Dickie Davis eyes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Oh well played.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:07, Reply)

My first thought also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvs2w_Mjeg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:04, Reply)

Mine too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:10, Reply)

b3th can you mod this post please?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:13, Reply)

To make it larger?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Please do.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Like I give a flying fuck >:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Pretty sure Battered is supposed to be on his final warning.
b3th can you ban him forever please?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:43, Reply)

B3th is probably at the pub quiz, so won't be banning anyone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Someone should text her
Isn't that how it works?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Cheers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:47, Reply)

alright phudders

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)

alright Harters

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Sick burn.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Innit though
I thought me and doze were best bash buddies.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:07, Reply)

I led you into a carefully constructed trap.
JOB DONE.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:11, Reply)

I don't know why I bother having that comedy account.
It's rarely funny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:02, Reply)

The Tangles one isn't much better.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:11, Reply)

it's up there with Localboy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:12, Reply)

y u want 2 hurt me bbz?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:15, Reply)

That just sounds like the title to an 80s pop song.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Becos im a prick xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:29, Reply)

I meant the tangles one
Wait, which one am I signed in with?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:13, Reply)

You are signed in as b3th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:18, Reply)

I'm gonna mod this so it looks like tangles said it all then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:30, Reply)

I blame Tangles.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Seems fair.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:54, Reply)

If you ate meat, this place would be free of pictures.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)

It's my poor vegetarian kids I feel sorry for.
I mean, what chance do they stand in life?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)

None. None whatsoever.
Next you'll be enforcing your religious beliefs on them, and before you know it a hijacked Austin Princess will get driven in to some sort of Coventry landmark, causing damage running in to the tens of pounds. And YOU will be responsible.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Someone drove their car into the Dragon Phoenix the other week.
All the fatties would've been worried about their all you can eat buffet, but I swear it weren't my fault.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:04, Reply)