Best weekend evoire. It went better than I could possibly have planned, thanks.
I've got to get some pyjamas for my nipper now. And a copy of Samurai Cop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:45, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That fucking fantastic news!
Samurai Cop is fucking awful but it genuinely falls in to the so bad its good category. As always, I can send you over a copy.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Please do, I love that shit.
Yep, meeting was a ten minutes of WIN. The conditions which have been a sticking point for over a year are.....have I got a carbon monoxide alarm and if not would i mind if she bought me one.

Seriously that was it. The fucking nutjob.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

So you don't care that your daughter might die of carbon monoxide poisoning?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Yes Al, that's pretty much exactly right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

You're a terrible person
and it's totally understandable that she won't let your daughter near your hazardous DEATH TRAP of a dwelling.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I actually die in it myself every few nights, it's a frightful place.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I heard lusty dies everytime she walks into the bedroom and sees that you have "that look" in your eyes again.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Brilliant, my brother has epilepsy which they think was caused by Carbon Monoxide poisoning
Which happened when he was at an agreed overnight stay with our father. so you best get two to be sure!

Seriously though, thats fucking wonderful news
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

HE CHOKED ON A SOCK!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)

He never get tired of that joke.
Poor fucker, he's 7 years younger than me so gets a fair bit of ribbing. Water off a duck back though, he doesn't seem to mind when I refer to them as spaz fits.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Hi Monty
Did you have sex this weekend?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

etc
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1925685
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Sorry to hear about all the whisky you tasted tasting the same, and tasting like antiseptic excrement.
But srsly, it was whisky, what did you expect?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

EXACTLY.
Luckily I had two litres of Pepsi Max with which to drown out the taste.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Rola Cola is the preferree mixer, you pleb.
Failing that, Panda Pops.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Oh right, soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Top stuff!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Picking her up 10am Thurs, handing her lifeless body back to her mum 6pm Fri.
BIG TINGS 'AGWAN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I'll be in the Shakespear with Shitmod and Jeff drinking to this wonderful news
Well except for shitmod, she's driving or something.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Cheers man

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I thought you were up on the 19th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Correct
I have my weeks wrong, Meth is a hell of a drug
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)