I moved my my cursor to the top of the screen, a largish monitor with black surround, a blue button at the bottom and speakers, which allow me to listen to music occasionally
I clicked on the icon, slightly off-centre, which takes me to a website called b3ta, where I clicked on a section called off topic, an offshoot of question of the week, another part of the site where members share their anecdotes for the amusement of other users. I notice that there has been a new thread posted by Mr Boyce, in which he wishes to discuss the relative merits of Charles Dickens. I immediately sat back in my blue office chair and pushed my overgrown fringe back out of my eyes and started to consider precisely what it is about Dickens that is so irritating. Having pondered for some time, I once again used my black and grey cordless mouse to move the small arrow on my screen across to click on the reply button, for indeed I had a point that I thought well worth making. But what is this point? I hear you ask. Well, sitting here dressed all in black in an office in Coventry, I put it to you that the man utilises far far too much detail in his books, rendering them utterly dull to anyone who tries to read them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:02, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

aaaaand click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Oh, bravo.

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Nice

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Well played.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

You should listen to 'Bleak expectations' when it's next on R4

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