what the sweet blue fuck is "suspended coffee"?
and I warn you, Boyce, if this is some Hoxton hipster shit, people are going to SUFFER.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I just googled it
It where you order more coffees than you want so that a povvo can go in later and get a freebie.
( Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Oh, for fuck's sake.
Here's a thought. Rather than buy a coffee for someone else, why not wake up, grow the fuck up, stop working in "meeja" and living in London and driving the house prices through the roof, and while you're fucking at it, stop wearing scarves indoors.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)

And click

( Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

And PS, seeing as you clearly have some spare income why not invest in some lenses for those glasses YOU FUCKING WANKER?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)

at least you can shove sharp things in their eyes without being blocked

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

*takes scarf off*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)

It's a global phenomoenomeneoeenamanon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

LL cool J would approve

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)