I read your 'no question' in the style of Tim Westwood.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He made me laugh once.
When he got shot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

He's made me crack up hundreds of times.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

The man is a genius

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)

If you could buy a Westwood-voiced sat nav I would buy one,
rig it up to a 'wog box' and walk about the streets with it on full blast.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Is a wog box
Louder than a Rasta Blaster?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Hmmm, I'm not sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)

The echo coming from Floella Benjamin’s growler would be deafening

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Where is the Brixton Briefcase on the scale?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

hahahaha fucking hell I've not heard that in years

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I assumed that you read everything in the style of Tim Westwood - white, middle-class, middle-aged, acting like a black, urban yout'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I assume you read everything in the style of Noddy Holder.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)

The Coventry accent isn't even as pleasant as the yam yams'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Isn't he the son of a bishop or something?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Yup.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Transcript of a radio conversation between him & Zane Lowe
Tim: ...what do you play at your parties?
Zane: ...it's everything. It's covering all the different genre's that you guy's, you know, expertly deliver, individually and specifically. We're lucky, we get to sneak in to your record boxes every single day and steal only the finest cuts.
Tim: Yeah, I'm with it, I'm with it.
Zane: Then we marinade it, we fry 'em up, we put 'em on a platter, and we all have a big buffet.
Tim: I like your style.
Zane: It's year's of dropping rhymes, Tim. I'm all about the metaphor.
Tim: Exactly, its a smorgasbord, of flavour.
Zane: You're on the smorgasbord man, you are on the smorgasbord.
Tim: Exactly, its selected cheeses, with some biscuits.
Zane: Man, I'm rockin' some mature cheddar right now, I got the finest Feta from France in my back pocket, I'm rockin' a little goats cheese. I mean, I've even got Roquefort, Roquefort in my record box right now.
Tim: Your cheese game is strong.
Zane: My cheese game. It's all about the cheese platter.
Tim: I love how you are getting down in your little buffet of savoury deserts.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

How can anyone not find that hilarious?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

It's fucking brilliant.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Zane Lowe is ace

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

A pal of mine met him
and was gutted to report that he is really sounds and knows a lot about music.

So basically, the anti-Christian O'Connell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)

He comes across as an utter prick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Who 'The OC' or Lowe?
I would have put good money on the fact that Lowe was a wanker but my pal swears not and he's a reliable fellow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

ZANE LOWE AND HIS UNNECESSARY SHOUTING STYLE OF RADIO PRESENTING COUPLED WITH IRRITATING SYCOPHANCY FOR BORING CUNTS LIKE DAVE GROHL

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Who are these 'Tim Westwood' and 'Zane Lowe' of whom you speak?
It sounds like they're rough boys from the estate - I don't want you mixing with them!*

*see what I did there?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)