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What has happened to The Guardian?
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/apr/08/partner-refuses-to-anally-pleasure-me
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:16, 74 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
FFIIIIRRSSSTTTTT
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1927350
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:17, Reply)
not clickin that, could be a virus, soz

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:22, Reply)
I hope you get pecked to death by a flock of MOMO's

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:23, Reply)
a flock of Momo's what?

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Ha.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Quite.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:42, Reply)
new thread time
just sayin
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:56, Reply)
the celebrity masks one is better
Did you not find it a bit embarrassing to write that letter?
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:18, Reply)
My wife and I are perfectly happy with our sexual comparability thanks.
Well, that's what she tells me anyway.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:22, Reply)
wow, that sounds like a desperate cry for help

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:28, Reply)
i'm sensing an alcohol problem is at the heart of the issue

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:32, Reply)
yeah, I stopped caring like 20 minutes ago, soz

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:40, Reply)
You remind me of the lead character from that Martin Amis short story
Let Me Count the Times
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:32, Reply)
compatibility

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:33, Reply)
iPad keyboard.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)
yeah right

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)
^^ BEDSIT WANKER ^^

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)
^ internet wanker ^

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:36, Reply)
he should just get a girlfriend who will ram it up him im no expert

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:20, Reply)

girlfriend Ladyboy
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:22, Reply)
haha transgenders

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:24, Reply)
They run fast and Poland is running out of prostitutes

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:25, Reply)
what

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)
*facepalms*
you really need to keep up

They run fast and Poland is running out of prostitutes
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:33, Reply)
THAT'S WHAT THOSE SPRINTING TRANNIES SAID, RITE???????

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Well played.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)
LOL IM JUST ZINGING HARTLEY HARE AGAIN ZOMG LOLZ!!!!!

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Tee hee
Got me again
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:36, Reply)
lol!!!!

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:37, Reply)
nah i dont get it

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:37, Reply)
You need to run faster

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:38, Reply)
why will that help me get it

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:40, Reply)
it's a rather misogynist attempt at a joke, I think.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:39, Reply)
oh what im not happy at that

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:40, Reply)
he also displays unironic homophobia on a regular basis.
I suspect that he's a bit unpleasant in real life.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:41, Reply)
whoah i dunno if i want to stay on a forum with openly homophobic members being the norm

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:42, Reply)
POOFTERS ARE FUNNY, BUT THEY GET TO 'BEND THE RULES' AND GET MARRIED NOW!!!!
That sort of thing.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:43, Reply)
whoah thats a bit off have you told the mods

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:45, Reply)
they were too busy removing pictures so tjat shirkers can skive off.
This isn't what we fought the Germans for.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:46, Reply)
It's no Egg N Chips thats for sure

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Three letters:
SEN
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Three words:
Tangles fingers kids.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Whoa I ain't a mod

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:46, Reply)
yeah, stopped caring about 30 years ago, soz

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:47, Reply)
And racist,sexist,.................................
this may take awhile
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:43, Reply)

public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/awhile.html
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:47, Reply)
No way am I clicking that

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:47, Reply)
Windows 8 is shit.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:43, Reply)
yep

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)
It really is.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:45, Reply)
I have no hate issues with windows 8 yet

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:45, Reply)
It's awful.
Granted, it might be better if I took the time to learn how to use it, but first, second and third impressions are 'it's shit'.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:47, Reply)
First impressions count

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:48, Reply)
I would post a picture of Bob Monkhouse on 'Every Second Counts'
But I've not yet found the magic mouse-move combination that'll show me image properties.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:50, Reply)
I GET THIS

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Well I don't.
Fucking Windows 8.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Paul Daniels, no?

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:52, Reply)
Maybe.....

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:52, Reply)
It'll end up being another Vista, I'm pretty sure.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Yes. Cr3 advised me against it. I trust him on matters like this.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:46, Reply)
yeah well he's into all that communist PHP not paying for software horseshit isn't he

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:47, Reply)
and check 'em

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:47, Reply)
Dunno. I'm not a techie. He helped me with some code once for free. He's a smart chap. So when I asked him about W8 I went with his judgement.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:49, Reply)
if cr3 told you to jump in the river would you do it?

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Nah.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)
well then

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)
It came bundled with a laptop I bought a month or so back.
I just assumed it would be 'like earlier versions of Windows, but better'.

Boy, do I feel daft.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Can you overwrite it with W7?

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:49, Reply)
It might be easier to learn to use W8.
I'll get a book.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:50, Reply)
That line would be perfect when Phillejoe meets you

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)
isn't it mainly meant for touchscreens or sutin?

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:50, Reply)
I think so.
But I didn't buy a touch-screen.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:51, Reply)
maybe this is the problem

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:53, Reply)
In the respect that i've hardly had to use it, I like it.
I reckon if I needed to use it though it would suck dead dog's dick.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:06, Reply)

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