Not a single one of you (b3th excluded due to evidence to the contrary)
are capable of writing a sentence without it degenerating into an unimaginative insult about someone's Mum. Hence your books would be shit. And if you doubt me, I have one word for you, although it's not really a word.

APELOVERAGE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:31, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

YM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)

You had to spoil things didn't you?
Go away, sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)

You're telling me to go and wank?
Me?

Seriously?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I did APELOVERAGE to your mum

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)