I love the sig

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

from a site that collects terrible first messages from dating sites
www.creepycupid.com/text/113
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)

woah ... some of that is fucked up.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

If for the rest of them you're thinking "nothing wrong with that"
you might have been on b3ta too long.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I've had to tear myself away from that just to get some work done
But I plan to return to it later. Brilliant find.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)

^^ THIS ^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Hahahahahah
"My dick died can I bury it in your ass" ANAL

That made me chuckle
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I only had time to read a couple.
One was just funny (the woman who essentially went "fuck off, you're being nice so you must be hiding something" )

the rest were fucked up, at varying degrees of both "fuck" and "up".
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)