can someone please write a 10 minute presentation for me on client engagement please?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:38, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Well you need a ring to start with

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

yeah sure
Send me the brief, yeah? I'm a highly skilled copywriter dontcha know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

If I'm not doing my own work, what makes you think I'll do yours?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

"dear client"
"in the words of the immortal philosopher, Beyonce Giselle Knowles, 'if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it' "

"I hope that helps, love Badmons xxx"

Make sure you do it in comic sans and that you animate each of the three bullet points coming in, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

perfect!
I'll go and get some clip art now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)