Well this is good
I'm waiting for a delivery and everyone else has fucked off home :(

Where are you lot?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:04, 19 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

On holiday
Maybe a few other people are too?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)

FANKS FOR THAT
NO ....... REALLY





FANKS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)

I'm at work for another hour
Our IT team has fucked somemthing up so I can't access anything I need to do my job.
Gonna be fixed around the time I go home
Good day all in all
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)

I'm waiting for some cunt in a UPS wagon to turn up

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:08, Reply)

HAH good luck with that
Enjoy the evening spent at work
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)

The tracker says he is not far away
But they won't tell me how long the cunt is going to be
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:10, Reply)

The tracker says all sorts
I had one say it was in Birmingham right up until the point it was in my hands, when it suddenly backfilled it all to show the journey.

GOD THIS IS BORING
SORRY HH
I'M GOING FOR A POO NOW
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I can't even go for a poo because the fucker will turn up as soon as I shut the door

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:12, Reply)

I'm afraid I went mad and killed everyone
Now I'm off to kill myself. Cheerio!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)

I always get left out :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:08, Reply)

I spared you for a very special reason
A reason that will become clear presently...
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:10, Reply)

*Looks over both shoulders*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I wish I could make the music note sign on here

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:25, Reply)

\o/
The delivery has arrived







Peace and out people
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)

I'm looking at cars on eBay
Soz
( Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)

I'm here til 6 mate
And I've got a STAT for you.

Since March 5th;

Lionel Messi - a goal every 53 minutes
Cristiano Ronaldo - a goal every 65 minutes
Lewis McGugan - a goal every 38.8 minutes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

you're fucking welcome

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Which one is you?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:39, Reply)

just going for a slash

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:44, Reply)