JUST EAT IT
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I suppose the whole thing could fall on him, pinning him to the ground and covering his clothing with pig fat
and then all his colleagues, instead of helping, just laugh at him and then it turns out that his skin has some weird allergic reaction to it and he comes out in disfiguring hives and ultimately sinks into such crippling depression that the only light at the end of the tunnel appears to be suicide, only he gets that wrong and takes a massive overdose of paracetamol and dies slowly and painfully from liver failure over the course of several days and then no one comes to his funeral.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

But, y'know, you've got to remain optimistic.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

that could happen equally easily even if he doesn't eat it, though.
Let's not narrow this down.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

There doesn't have to be a control group for every single aspect of life, badge.
Jesus, you scientists.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Jesus
I can't risk that sort of thing happening to me or my family....Maybe I should re-think this whole veggie thing.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

But then what if we get trapped under a pumpkin or a marrow
I mean, those things can grow to enormous sizes. Fucking hell, this is a culinary mine field.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

You've read The Enormous Turnip, I take it?
A cautionary tale, if ever there was.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Click
Ironically
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)