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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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 I had a real ale once, fucking rank.
	I had a real ale once, fucking rank.I reckon it's just dog piss and farmer's cum.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:23, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
 I can't wait to be honest with you mmpsy, it's been ages since I last went to a pub and had a nice pint
	I can't wait to be honest with you mmpsy, it's been ages since I last went to a pub and had a nice pintat least a week, I'm dying here with this healthy lifestyle
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
 fucking hell, sadtimes theo.
	fucking hell, sadtimes theo.I'm off out tomorrow for a pint, probably lager.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
 It's all so confusing
	It's all so confusingbut it's a porterhouse I'm going to so I can pretend I'm at a B4SH, that'll make it easier
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)
 Yes, if it's bottle or cask conditioned.
	Yes, if it's bottle or cask conditioned.Pretty rare for a lager, but if I make a lager it would still be classed as a real ale and a lager.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
 dunno, he just seemed cold and distant
	dunno, he just seemed cold and distant wouldn't let me put my thumb up his arse either
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)
 I wasn't wearing ANY tweed
	I wasn't wearing ANY tweedI had a LOL t-shirt on that said 'GUESS I GOT BRAIN PROBLEMS' on it
Yeah I see the problem
I'm a tit
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)
 I had a cyber steam punk phone that looks indistinguishable from a normal mobile phone if that helps
	I had a cyber steam punk phone that looks indistinguishable from a normal mobile phone if that helps(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:51, Reply)
 unless it had a pocket watch glued to the back, I don't think it would.
	unless it had a pocket watch glued to the back, I don't think it would.(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
 balls, I didn't even bring a metal cigarette tin to keep my credit cards in
	balls, I didn't even bring a metal cigarette tin to keep my credit cards in(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)
 fucking hell this is complicated
	fucking hell this is complicatedI'm in London again next month, I'm gonna have to shell out loads so the denizens don't beat me to death with their copies of the Guardian
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)
 I'm in Exploding Dog today
	I'm in Exploding Dog todayWEBCOMICS
31 YEARS OLD
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)
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