I paid a man to do my garden a couple of days ago.
This means I can get on with the more important business of sitting down enjoying my garden, so no whinging here.

Alt: Why would I spend time in the shed? It is a storage facility.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It’s almost like some people are obsessed with sheds

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I think my piano needs tuning.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:35, Reply)

My son downloaded a App.
That helps him tune his guitar, one of the few actual useful App’s I have seen
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah tuning a piano is a bit more of a specialism.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I can imagine that it is
God I'm bored just over two hours to kill*






* this sounds like one of Battereds lines
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I'm playing Nick Cave songs badly on the piano.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Is your piano that badly out of tune
or are you just really shit on the keyboard?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

It's not too badly out, but it seems to be below concert pitch.
But I am a pretty mediocre pianist.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

You're a pretty mediocre penis.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Into My Arms?
EDIT

Sad Waters is in my top ten Nick Cave songs, maybe it's that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

The first one.
My whiny girls voice doesn't really do it justice.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Give Sad Waters a go, it'd suit a soft and effete voice xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Playing Belle & Sebastian songs now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

you cunt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)

yes he could

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)

The worst kind.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I'm trying to tune and intonate a mandola
It's a piece of cheap crap I got from Ebay - so far I've got the action down from 'cheesegrater' to 'playable but the intonation's off.
Rock and/or roll!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I still want a mandola.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Poor old Nelson

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I paid £30 on Ebay
It's a basic instrument and needed setting up. I do setups and repairs to acoustic guitars anyway so it was a logical step. It's all useful experience - a bit frustrating though as it has a floating bridge so intonating it is a pain!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)