It's a beautiful sunny morning, I have had a bacon sandwich and all is right with the world.
Fellow B3TANs, there are many things to do this weekend, the days are full promise so my question is this.

How long are you going to whinge about having to tidy up the garden?

Alt: Will you be spending time in the shed?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 8:31, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm going to plant some runner beans and squash and finish the render on the pizza oven.
Then I might have a barbecue. Strewth cobber gday Bruce etc.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Actually I might hold off until tomorrow for the barbie ... auntie beeb reckons it's going to piss down this arvo.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

We had this really mad rain yesterday
The sky went completely black and it threw it down for about 10 mins
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Runner beans taste totally different fresh from the vines. They're almost like sugarsnaps.
You should grow stuff you can't buy in the shops, like weird tomartos and american harribo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

haha, "runner beans", like anyone eats that shit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I bet runner beans are not even real

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I bet your dad grows King Edward potatoes in his bellybutton

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

It's for grown ups.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

None of these questions apply to me
I think if you cannot try to include everyone in the questions you should DYAAKY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Why don't they apply to you Harters?
I NEED to know!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Because I have a yarden not a garden
I favour of a shed I have the much cooler celler
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

The north :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Ha ha
One of the problems of buying property right next to the city center, land is at a bit of a premium
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

hey, stop talking about your property purchases, it's not fair on PsychoChomp.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)

And you Bedsit boy




tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

you are funny
I live a couple of streets away from a restored windmill, it's pretty cool.

But I too have a yarden not a garden :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Most of the main york city houses are of a style that I like
Mine is an 1880's three story town house with lots of the original features
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)

mine is a three bedroom redbrick terrace
The most expensive street in York is just up the road from here; St Pauls Square. Beautiful townhouses with a private garden in the square. A newbuild went up for sale there last year for 1.1 million. There's loads of Victorian houses because of the railway boom. Round my way is where railway middle management would have lived.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

New properties can GTFO
I know the ins and out of how most of them are built
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

they don't have the charm of period houses.
I was doing some work the other week and found an empty pack of Park Row cigarettes under the floorboards. Probably from it being built, how cool is that?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

most of the major house builders, fling up cheap cubes using the some of the worst constuction methods
One of the few that do actually build nice properties is Charles Church
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I'm not looking to move.
Waiting to see where York's HS2 station will be. Likely be very near my house as there's a massive brownfield site near the station. If that gets announced near me then it'll hopefully whack a fair bit of value on.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Quite a bit of mixed feeling on the HS2 and property values
I think it will be a good thing
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)

York's a nice place to live, and although expensive compared to avetage wages in the vicinity
Is affordable with London money.

London commuters already live here, so if the HS2 hub was within easy walking distance of my house, as the main station is, then an already charming and desirable part of a charming and desirable city will probably get a decent rise in value.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Shame they can't sort out the drains

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:12, Reply)

or the dickheaded tourists

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I am stuck in Poland due to an airport systems crash. This means I may be able to get a flight at 4pm (I have been here since 5am) or may have to stay another night.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Tough break
Still better a system crash rather than a plane crash ehhhhh?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Quite.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

How long till you know if you can get a flight?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Maybe another 2 hours, maybe sooner.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I don't mind calling you names till 12pm if that helps

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I've got a VPN workaround that lets me watch iPlayer from outside the UK.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

VPN work prozzie giving me a reach that lets me watch iPlayer from outside the UK

tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I thought you could download programmes onto your iplayer and keep them for 30 days.
Why don't you do that?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Because you have to do that before leaving the UK.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)

So why don't you do that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Because he's a prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)

How was your date last night?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Because I don't need to as i have the VPN workaround, which also means I can get the up to date content that's been put on iplayer since I left the UK.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

haha, just imagine if you couldn't watch telly
that'd be unbearable
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

I am now flying to Liverpool and then getting the train. Will get me home more quickly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I hear that the trains are quite fast in Liverpool
Otherwise they get their wheels nicked
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

haha, your life is shit
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I paid a man to do my garden a couple of days ago.
This means I can get on with the more important business of sitting down enjoying my garden, so no whinging here.

Alt: Why would I spend time in the shed? It is a storage facility.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:19, Reply)

It’s almost like some people are obsessed with sheds

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I think my piano needs tuning.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:35, Reply)

My son downloaded a App.
That helps him tune his guitar, one of the few actual useful App’s I have seen
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah tuning a piano is a bit more of a specialism.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I can imagine that it is
God I'm bored just over two hours to kill*






* this sounds like one of Battereds lines
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I'm playing Nick Cave songs badly on the piano.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Is your piano that badly out of tune
or are you just really shit on the keyboard?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

It's not too badly out, but it seems to be below concert pitch.
But I am a pretty mediocre pianist.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

You're a pretty mediocre penis.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Into My Arms?
EDIT

Sad Waters is in my top ten Nick Cave songs, maybe it's that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

The first one.
My whiny girls voice doesn't really do it justice.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Give Sad Waters a go, it'd suit a soft and effete voice xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Playing Belle & Sebastian songs now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

you cunt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)

yes he could

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)

The worst kind.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I'm trying to tune and intonate a mandola
It's a piece of cheap crap I got from Ebay - so far I've got the action down from 'cheesegrater' to 'playable but the intonation's off.
Rock and/or roll!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I still want a mandola.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Poor old Nelson

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I paid £30 on Ebay
It's a basic instrument and needed setting up. I do setups and repairs to acoustic guitars anyway so it was a logical step. It's all useful experience - a bit frustrating though as it has a floating bridge so intonating it is a pain!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I wonder how the bent spastic is getting on
With his hangover
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Why don't you wax your garden?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I'm not sure if I get this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I will not be spending time in the shed.
Instead I have spent today studying. Almost ALL day. I'm still studying now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I BURNED ME MOUTH ON SOME HOT MASH FROM BANGERS AND MASH
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OW OW OW OW
OW OW
( Theoban What of it, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)