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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
it's the "butts serviced" that really bothers me though
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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I bet if Shambles ever has twin daughters he'll name them Jasmine Courgette and Clematis Squash
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:59,
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and if it's a boy, Butt Service
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:59,
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Mini-shambles has a friend called Jasmine.
Clematis sounds too much like you catch it from shagging chavs.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:10,
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I've always thought Candida would be a nice name for a girl
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:11,
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you should call your kids Si and Phyllis
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:13,
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sam and ella
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:28,
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the keyboard player in Pulp is called Candida Doyle.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:15,
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well she's Irish
I was talking about humans
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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