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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dwarfs and runners planted. Courgettes and squashes in pots. Jasmine and clematis moved. Barbecue re-pointed. Water butts serviced.
I've totally got hands like Percy Thrower now. If I fingered you, you'd probably get lockjaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:44, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Lockjaw of the vagina.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)
alright Shambles

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
alright
Wanna get fingered?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
no ta
I'm doing overtime, listening to Seefeel.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Fair enough.
I'll probably clean under my nails later so if you want a dirty one you just let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
ohhh hahahaha "cleaning under your nails", god, why don't you just let some swarthy Persian lascars bugger you senseless while you're at it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
haha, fucking hell, "courgettes and squashes"
haha

"jasmine and clematis", fucking hell, I've heard everything now
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
it's the "butts serviced" that really bothers me though

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I bet if Shambles ever has twin daughters he'll name them Jasmine Courgette and Clematis Squash

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
and if it's a boy, Butt Service

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Mini-shambles has a friend called Jasmine.
Clematis sounds too much like you catch it from shagging chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I've always thought Candida would be a nice name for a girl

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
you should call your kids Si and Phyllis

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
sam and ella

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)
the keyboard player in Pulp is called Candida Doyle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
well she's Irish
I was talking about humans
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
do you work tangled's garden for him?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
I heard they "work" each other's "gardens"

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
This is a sex thing, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Totally.
I've just had a tetanus boost, so bring it on.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:16, Reply)
wow that's great news! Thanks for posting this, dude!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:11, Reply)
You're most totally welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Has anyone how Theo is since he burned his mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:16, Reply)
how will he hold his mouth dobber now :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)

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