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Who would you chuck a pie at?
alt:What type of pie?
altalt:I like pies
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:07,
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You
alt: shit
altalt: prick
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:26,
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Bless are you in on a Saturday night
Life must be good
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:29,
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I was out last night and I'm recording some mixes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:35,
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How did the date go?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:37,
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what date?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:37,
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stop acting all coy..........
DETAILS HOW DID IT GO
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:38,
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Fuck off Hartley Hare
As if I'm going to tell you anything.
Is this another of your CUNNING TRAPS?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:39,
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Nahhhhhh man all the fight has gone out off me
I'm just here to shoot shit and ting.
so come on spill the beans
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:42,
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nah, fuck off
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:43,
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OK did that
now I'm back........
hey here is one fo you can you get the records on this tune.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFkHylBiPyQ
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:45,
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nah, fuck off
I'm busy, posting from my phone
So fuck off
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:47,
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Thats kinda harsh
Don't you have any love for me no more?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:48,
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I never did
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:48,
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You've been playing me all this time?
fuck man thats kinda wrong
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:49,
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I'm willing to let it go
lets do a music off again that was fun
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:54,
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Oh yeah great start a new thread when i'm in the old one wondering where everyone is.
You alright? tell me about yourself, whatcha do? whereya come from? wheredya go? where'dya come from cotton-eye hare.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:30,
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Sup Gonz
I thought you and SSG needed the space, or a ROOM.
Tell me about about your latest takeaway that's gonna be much more interesting
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:34,
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Took me 2 and a half hours to get home yesterday 'cus the trains were fucked, so I picked up a kabab.
I've recently discovered the delight that is Gnocki, and today I disovered on top of that, you can just fry it up instead of boiling. Just gotta shove over some pasta sauce and kaplowy, dinner in 5 minutes. Waitrose got some well good ice creams in at the moment, pistachio/coffee/coconut'n'lime/etc; so I've got some coffee ice cream over a warm expresso brownie for desert.
Lay down something, not asking for national insurance, what field do you work in?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:59,
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gnocki is ok, been eating that for over 40 years
I'm a senior buyer, My feild is all about cutting deals at the right price
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:03,
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I only disovered it about a month ago, kicks the shit out of pasta if the mood is right.
Sweet, what industry? Can you score me some "Flamin' Hot Wotsits"? They're like crack.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:21,
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Ooh, I love fried gnocchi
makes a nice change with steak instead of chips.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:17,
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alright Lighters?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:19,
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Needs MOAR mushrooms
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:20,
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I had a steak this evening
diced some mushrooms and shallots and part-cooked them first, then took them out and put the steak in the pan, then put them back in to finish while the steak was resting.
Worked out very nicely.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:23,
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Sounds nice
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:25,
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Gives the steak a mushroomy taste
and the mushrooms a steaky taste.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:25,
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Fuck off lighty
you're making me hungry
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:26,
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Eat something
Eatings BRILLIANT
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:34,
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Can't be arsed tell the truth
I'll leave it till I make breakfast
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:37,
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I'll be having ubercoffee with mine
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:56,
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Lighty I'm gonna call it it a night
Goodnight peace out and all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 23:00,
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cya
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 23:08,
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l8rz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 23:09,
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Deep fried? *interested*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:22,
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shallowish
in the pan while the steak is resting.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:29,
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YM.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:00,
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YOUN ARE
are you back in blighty Batts?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:04,
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Finally. Got home at 6.45pm.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:06,
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Sounds shit
hope you have ordered a curry to help get rid of the taste of Poland
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:08,
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Nope. Chilled out with my daughter, then had a row with my wife!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:15,
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You're a terrible husband.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:16,
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At least I'm married.
Twat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:30,
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You're such a child.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:31,
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he has his hamster Grace
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BATTERED
Hamster = family
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:34,
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That is life
after a hard day, I bet you really needed that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:19,
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Evening all
I trekked all the way over to Ealing this afternoon to pick up a bottle of
The Black Blood of The Earth which I shall be trying tomorrow. Didn't seem wise to try it today. 2/3rds of a bottle is the LD50 of caffeine.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:19,
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Lighty in da house
so who would you chuck a pie at?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:21,
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Nick Clegg, duh.
Got to be the first choice. No, wait, George Osbourne. No, IDS.
Can I make a pie 250 feet in diameter and drop it from space?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:24,
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It's kinda open the pie may be as big as you want
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:25,
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I have my ears wrapped around this
youtu.be/ova5cpl4JDc
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:26,
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Put that thread back on
I JUST BACKED YOU UP
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:29,
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nah
it's dead
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:30,
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I would have spoken up loud for you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:35,
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CAN WE ALL GO TO DOZERS THREAD NOW PLEASE
before he gets TYPO angry
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:28,
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What thread?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:34,
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I started one, no takers, so I euthanised it.
It was mine to kill, so I snuffed it out.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:35,
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Dozer deleted it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:35,
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Exposition really isn't your strong point, is it?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:36,
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Come on PD
you know I have nothing but time for you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 22:39,
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