alright Two Hats
so get this right, I had a chicken dopiaza on friday night and I've been blasting out scorching hot guffs ever since

I have to keep checking I've not farted a hole in my y-fronts

I mean honestly, what the fuck
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dopiaza is a ladies curry
Jus' sayin'
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

i only eat phalls because I'm manly, and a man
I like how they're really hot and taste of being really hot.


grrrrrr
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)

haha, I like it when the only way men measure their manliness is in terms of how hot a curry is
I clicked both posts for that reason

well done you guys
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)

No probelms Zog

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)

it's "your majesty" on first introduction then "sir" in subsequent conversation

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I just find other curries more tasty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

more tasty less manly
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I like a good passanda

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)

*rides on train*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:29, Reply)

AND HOT BECUASE ONLY MEN CAN EAT HOT CURRYS GRRRRRRRR

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I had a hot chili pizza last Monday
And I'm still feeling the effects. We're getting old, Frank.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)

You could always try eating some of that delicious, cooling Mr Whippy ice cream
You know...the stuff that Margaret Thatcher invented.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)