This isn't an impression, by the way
It's a cry for help
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:36, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Didn't you see my seriously shit fraping attempt on my girlfriend last night?
To be honest I'm bored to tears with it as well.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)

I did not, no
There's just so much "Look at me! I've got something to talk about that no one else could possibly be interested in!" Fewer and fewer LOLs every day :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)

My news feed is all babies and food.
I don't know whether to kill everyone I know, or just myself.
( Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)

THIS is exactly how I feel!!
I don't think it's for me, you know.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)

If you're going to kill yourself, you might as well kill everyone you know as well.
Pretty sure there's no eternal afterlife where you'd be stuck with them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:43, Reply)